Would you see a Provder with a Mobile Incall? (and i'm not talking about an RV)

Decoy blood drive van , drive it right up to my work parking lot. side one , blood drive , side two .... sound proofing , background notice generator , and the whole fucking thing should be a tax deduct for my biz , and your now running a non profit that's easy to turn legit
update .... Can you donate blood and have a good shag at the same time ? Multi tasking ?

wonder if you can turn the customer into a sperm donator and turn it into a who new spin off profit center.
LE would catch on to it right a way when I walk out with a big shit eating smile on my face.