lemons

Lemons... I thought this would be about certain losers on ECCIE, few that they are, cough, ahem.

I sympathize. Things can change directions quickly.

Lots of happy appointments booked, looked like I would be able to afford a rare Christmas of excess, had a great NYE planned with a wonderful gentleman, and then I had a relapse of a cold, got a wee bit better, got the flu (even after the danged shot), got a wee bit better again, then got a sinus infection. There went the entire holiday season. (And yes, that's why nobody has seen any of my advertisements since mid-frickin' December.) I think and hope (cross my fingers but not my legs) that I'm nearly back to Fancy playing strength, but I won't hold my breath, especially since I have to blow my nose... again. (I do want to thank one very kind ECCIE fellow with the initials 1CG for making some of the little time I wasn't sick merry and bright.)

I have found that adding Jameson, and yes, vodka, to lemonade can improve things immensely. You can buy a huge bottle of Nikolai (not primo but not bad for cheapo) at Spec's for $11.99. Good cough suppressant, too.
Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Well I hope you get to feeling better luv! I'll try that jamo idea soon!!!

I hadn't seen bloody Mary flavored. Have used effen cucumber in them though.

Surely threADs could be more creative...?

What do you know? You do not appear to have a taint. Or have you posted some taint recently? Originally Posted by pyramider

Not sure about the lemon, but someone drank champagne off my taint was not a bad feeling

Happy Birthday, Bonnie!! I'm going to give you a cure for those lemons the end of the month!! You'll be coming up roses!

Surely threADs could be more creative...? Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

I posted an ad about the time I posted this.
This is separate I try to laugh when things are bumpy.

Happy Birthday, Bonnie!! I'm going to give you a cure for those lemons the end of the month!! You'll be coming up roses! Originally Posted by sharkman29

Thanks ♡ I can't wait till then!
Treating myself to something nice in the morning and then dinner with our favorite ladies to celebrate

I posted an ad about the time I posted this.
This is separate I try to laugh when things are bumpy. Originally Posted by Bonnie Castle

When things get bumpy, you just need to get fucked hard but soft by a real but caring man without any commercial transaction.

It will take your mind off of the distractions.

Back away slowy,
You might get kicked in
Tha taint area.

Then again, you might like
hardcoreTaint stimuli. Ijs Originally Posted by siberia

Why should I be afraid of a woman with no taint? The taint is the window to the soul of the woman, no taint means LV is a soulless being. Its a tough life for LV but I thinck she embraces her taintless being.

Why should I be afraid of a woman with no taint? The taint is the window to the soul of the woman, no taint means LV is a soulless being. Its a tough life for LV but I thinck she embraces her taintless being. Originally Posted by pyramider

I thought all women were soulless beings?

You got a point there, butt taint is a difference maker. Post some taint photos.

I thought all women were soulless beings? Originally Posted by Liliana Vess

Uhhh ohhhhh.
She got game.
A smart lady is talking.

Uhhh ohhhhh.
She got game.
A smart lady is talking. Originally Posted by siberia

Only problem is she is taintless ... butt she has a nice rack.