Ever been busted by LE

Nothin' makes me more comfortable than tryin' to finger bang an undercover cop!! Originally Posted by Ed Highlight

Lol can you say felony sexual assault on a leo.

Degrading? You are paying for sex, they are letting strangers fuck them for money. But hey let's quibble about a quick touch to verify both parties are not LE.

And what part of my response did you not understand? When there are no reviews how do you check reviews? Call her and ask for the last five clients she has seen phone numbers so you can call to verify? Originally Posted by Wizbull0

Yes sir, it is degrading. Escort does not equal lowlife scumbag, with addiction issues. My portfolio is probably in better shape than yours, my modest home is paid for, my 2012 vehicle is paid for. This is not because I need your $200 or to be degraded. ha ha I would throw someone like you out on their ear. I am professional, and I take offense to gentlemen that contact me without doing their research first. This is a business, not a daycare.

Here's the skinny: IF YOU WALK INTO A STING (A SITUATION WHERE THE LADY IS LE OR FBI), YOU WILL BE ARRESTED. PERIOD...NO IFS, ANDS OR BUTS. EVEN IF THE LADY DOES ALLOW A FINGER TOUCH OR A KISS, YOU WILL BE ARRESTED. THIS IS A FACT. YOU DO NOT NEED TO TALK MONEY, ACTIVITIES OR ANYTHING. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO, IS SHOW UP. IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE ME, DO SOME FURTHER RESEARCH, AND YOU WILL FIND THAT WHAT I AM SAYING IS TRUE. I DO NOT KNOW WHERE ALL THESE MYTHS AND OLD WIVES TALES ARE COMING FROM THAT YOU WILL NOT BE IN TROUBLE IF YOU DO NOT DO ANYTHING OR TALK DOLLARS. LOL

If you do not know how to research a lady other than reviews, this may or may not be the hobby for you. There are lots of guys here, that are more than willing to help you.

Good luck sir!!!

A whole 50 miles from Minneapolis / St. Paul. Cry me a river. I think the online pickings for Huntington, Indiana are pretty thin, too. But I'm able to visit such centers of urban decadence as Fort Wayne. Indianapolis, even, if I'm really feeling frisky.

I guess I'm just leading a charmed life here in the clouds, as I have on multiple occasions done exactly what you've described and am still awaiting my first arrest, summary or otherwise. But hey, you're a much smarter guy. Keep checking the oil. It's obviously working out well for you, no? Originally Posted by James1588

Wow. 50 miles, eh. Hmmm, funny how it's always around 100 when I make the trek to Minneapolis. Where's this short cut you speak of? There's literally 70,000 people here who'd like to know about it.

And yes, it has, and continually will keep working.

I think you're feeling attacked, and that's why you're getting so defensive. I'm not here to attack you. I'm here to tell you that I understand that you are trying to protect yourself. That's good. However, you are going about it in the wrong way. I would never, ever let a guy finger me to prove I'm not a cop. Your finger nails are likely very nasty (even if you wash your hands) and can cut, since most guys just chew their nails off, or even if they cut them, they don't smooth out the edges. I'm not going to risk an infection just to satisfy your paranoia.

If you are concerned about her being LE, maybe just wait and see if reviews start popping up. Or invite ladies from the nearest large city to come visit you for some extra consideration. Or get a couple of buddies together with similar tastes and invite ladies to travel in for multiple appointments with you guys. There's no reason to make this all uncomfortable for you both. By the time you both meet, you should both be relaxed and comfortable that you are safe and about to have a great time together. I'm sure there are guys in small towns that could give you pointers on what they do to feel things out, without putting the lady on the spot in such a blatant and uncomfortable way. It's not sexy, and will likely kill her libido. Why would you want to do that?

Just my thoughts. If you feel that what you are doing is working for you, then by all means continue. I just think there are better ways.

Wow. 50 miles, eh. Hmmm, funny how it's always around 100 when I make the trek to Minneapolis. Where's this short cut you speak of? There's literally 70,000 people here who'd like to know about it.

And yes, it has, and continually will keep working. Originally Posted by Wizbull0

Well, I must apologize for that one. I got the 50-mile number from looking at a map and mentally "stepping off" the scale-of-miles line. But, as we can all see here, Eau Claire to St. Paul, center-to-center, is 86 miles. And if you go across the river to the center of Minneapolis, you're probably pushing that 100-mile figure. So, you were right (or at least closer to being right), and I was wrong. You're brilliant, and I'm rubbish.

And you know what that means. Since you said I'd be "summarily arrested" for doing what I've done numerous times already, I'm sure you're right about that, too. The FBI and the Indiana State Police SWAT team are probably in the final stages of planning their 3 am dynamic-entry raid on my poor little shack on the Salamonie River. Always knew, or should have known, that I'd go to the Big House forever for my failure to check the oil.

To make up for my uncharitable remarks to you, allow me to suggest a new board handle, should you ever need or want one. You could be "Jiffy Lube." Ding, ding!

Checking the oil is a great idea…I do it all the time…on my car! I even change the oil!

On a serious note, amazinggg….where does one have an idea of "checking the oil" first?? Sheessshhhh…this is probably one of the dumbest thing I've ever heard this year….yet funny! I am too overwhelmed to explain my thoughts to the OP now. The two ladies above already summarized it with elegance. I can't believe OP didn't understand how this can feel degrading/offensive to the ladies is beyond me.

So the OP opened with the subject "ever been busted by LE". That question was never really addressed in the 3 pages of posts that followed. Sure we all see the news stories in our areas where there are arrests and stings, but seems like no one on these threads have ever been a part of it. I am sure the PoPo have much bigger crimes to investigate than to spend every day setting up stings for what usually amounts to a misdemeanor and an appearance ticket with a fine attached. As for the comment regarding the FBI? I don't think the FBI would get involved in a sting unless it involved underage girls, human trafficking, or is associated with some other crimes like drugs or organized crimes. Overall your chances of getting busted for this hobby is low compared to other activities. Doing your homework is certainly helpful when there are reviews available, but some of us more adventurous like to TOFT with the Backpage girls and throw the dice, and most of the BP girls have no reviews. There is a certain excitement to it and it is not for everyone. I have been doing it long enough to where I can usually go with my gut feeling and tell if it's a set-up, whether it be LE or Cash and dash. Being street smart is useful in my case and I like to pass the info along to my "not so adventurous" fellow hobbyists who have more to lose than I do ( I am single so no worries about the old lady finding out). Anyway, That's my two cents.

So how do you make yourself comfortable when seeing someone new?

That was the OP's question and several folks addressed it on the first page.

Chances of getting busted are slim but the penalty can be high, more from exposure than fines.

Street smarts do help, especially unannounced.

Lots of BP girls get reviewed.

Checking the oil is a great idea…I do it all the time…on my car! I even change the oil!

On a serious note, amazinggg….where does one have an idea of "checking the oil" first?? Sheessshhhh…this is probably one of the dumbest thing I've ever heard this year….yet funny! I am too overwhelmed to explain my thoughts to the OP now. The two ladies above already summarized it with elegance. I can't believe OP didn't understand how this can feel degrading/offensive to the ladies is beyond me. Originally Posted by samantha thom

Samantha, I suspect he does understand, but just doesn't care that it is degrading. Reading his posts as a whole he comes across as totally self absorbed and "me first, it's all about me".

Checking the oil is a great idea…I do it all the time…on my car! I even change the oil!

On a serious note, amazinggg….where does one have an idea of "checking the oil" first?? Sheessshhhh…this is probably one of the dumbest thing I've ever heard this year….yet funny! I am too overwhelmed to explain my thoughts to the OP now. The two ladies above already summarized it with elegance. I can't believe OP didn't understand how this can feel degrading/offensive to the ladies is beyond me. Originally Posted by samantha thom

This is not something I currently do, but when I did it was taught to me by the ladies. Not checking the oil or fingering, she'd grab the junk and I'd grab a breast. But it was the ladies' initiative. Obviously not high class but the whole world can't live in one neighborhood.

My portfolio is probably in better shape than yours, my modest home is paid for, my 2012 vehicle is paid for.! Originally Posted by Holly Love

You have no way of knowing this; therefore, any reader with a modicum of intelligence discounts the rest of your post.

May I suggest you offer an apology to the gentleman and subsequently take your braggadocio somewhere where you are perhaps less likely to encounter those who can say the same to you?

You have no way of knowing this; therefore, any reader with a modicum of intelligence discounts the rest of your post.

May I suggest you offer an apology to the gentleman and subsequently take your braggadocio somewhere where you are perhaps less likely to encounter those who can say the same to you? Originally Posted by JustCause

You can suggest all you want, but no I will not apologize to someone who comes to board discussing how they degrade and insult us ladies with ignorance and lack of common sense.

I offered SOUND and HONEST advice to the OP in regards to how not to be busted rather than behave in an unbecoming way, after i asserted who a I am. I will not stand by while someone INSULTS and DEGRADES myself and my peers. I am sorry if I offended you with my sage advice. I will not comment further so as not to insult you or others further, nor will I engage with someone who is simply here looking for an argument.

Do your homework. We just had a sting in our local area. LE used Craigslist to lure in the stupid. One of those caught-- a mayor of some hick town in Alabama.

Nothin' makes me more comfortable than tryin' to finger bang an undercover cop!! Originally Posted by Ed Highlight

Smells like Pork, taste like Chicken!

. I would never, ever let a guy finger me to prove I'm not a cop. Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

So you don't let guys finger you or you don't let guys finger you to prove you're not a cop?

. Your finger nails are likely very nasty (even if you wash your hands) and can cut, since most guys just chew their nails off, or even if they cut them, they don't smooth out the edges. I'm not going to risk an infection just to satisfy your paranoia.

. Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport

Sounds a bit misandrist. Assuming we are all dirty is what I'm hearing! Oh the irony


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