I call Price gouging on his products.This is a hooker board and you are suggesting that BatShit Crazy Products Inc. lower prices... You are EFFEN me,right? Keep talking like that and we will have riots, people will be taking vacations.
We are in a government
crises at the moment
with obama care.
Lower your prices &
there won't be a riot. Originally Posted by siberia
This is a hooker board and you are suggesting that BatShit Crazy Products Inc. lower prices... You are EFFEN me,right? Keep talking like that and we will have riots, people will be taking vacations.
Someone get some popcorn and I'll tap the mini keg. We are going to be here for a while on that last request.
They even throw in a nice Silly Old BAG
I think tee shirts do not meet the "product blend" that BatShit Crazy Products wants to be know for. Belive me when I say i have tried to sell tee shirts and it is a tough, bat eat bat kind of business that delivers very low margins in volatile business environment. The dick and ball washing sprayer idea is just about as profitable as you can go to any Home Depot, Lowe's, or hardware store and get models from $5.00 up to industrial models. This is not an exclusive product and does not have a good fit in the product mix.It appears some testing going on.
I took the sprayer idea a step forward and thought of some of the cum dumpsters and ass pipes that come and go on the board and thought that super sized enema and douche products might be just the BSC product that will take up into the future. I was thinking about how Bonn11 might have a couple of ideas as ass piping is his specialty. maybe he would have ideas that could help us meet our marketing goals.
I took the liberty to signing a consulting agreement ($1yr and cost plus 100%)) and together we have developed a new product line named after the legend himself " THE BONN11" an ever growing series of pump sprayers with unique, excluesive attachments to replace the washed up(get it) ball and nut sack cleaning sprayer. We have updated the old model with a pressure regulator, BONN11's fresh new line of accessories and attachments such as the BONN11" Fisting attachment, and the BONN11 signature blue 11" Alien dildo, and soon to come, the BONN11 signature blue Alien fleshlight. It is not only self lubricating but self cleaning when attached to the SP-1 sprayer or can be detached for stand alone use.
These newly designed products are available now with new attachments being designed and tested on an ongoing basis.
These products will have a projected price points with enticing profit margins with sales projected into the 7 figure range in the first year alone. that would be sales of $130,000,000.00 in the first year. add on attachment sales will have even higher profit potential. We should see a huge rise in add on sales of lube, enema, and douche products. I project that the BSC brand Bat Guano enema drink mix concentrate (that will be introduced in the late first quarter) mixed with milk will be one of Bonn11's personal favorites and is bound to become a favorite of our loyal BSC customers too..
The first in the line up is the EM1.5 this Bonn11 inspired unit holds up to 1.5 gallons of milk and comes with an ass pipe and straw (standard) for those who enjoy drinking directly from the source.
The SP-1 is a basic kit with a full set of tips in a discrete storage case and a unisex prostrate massager.
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Attachments include the the BN11F and the BN11D with the BONN11 model BN-FL signature blue fleshlight to be announced soon with out without the BSC-1 sprayer.
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I have tried selling My own version of BatShit Crazy/Sexy tee shirts on the board in the past with little success Only EFN took one but she threatened to out me if I didn't personalize it. I have hundreds of these and I have been thinking of just including one with every purchase of $250 or more
Do you have a idea for a Signature product that you would like to see become part of the BatShit Crazy, product line up? fell free to email your ideas at ideas@batshitcrazy.com. plan to wait a long tome to hear from us as we hobby a lot and only work when we have to raise money to pay Non OPEC providers.
RandB Fan
Dept Manager, Improving Stupid Products, a division of R and D Originally Posted by RandB fan
I've been busy with the testing. We've had some stank ones come in. The taste test is the worst in that respect.
I really dig all the product concepts cuming in! We're gonna be rich! I mean we are going to help a lot of BSC providers.
Well, in between tasting douchey kittiez, I've been working on some merch. Here is a line of shirts I've cum up with(I only wear red so that is the only color choice): ask for them by name.
The generic
The rockerrick
The Beeg Cawk
The SL
The cinnamonshark
The Hobart