multiple orgasms & squirting

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oK, IT IS TIME FOR SOME OL' SCHOOL LEARNINGS FROM MY DADDY!!!!!!LOL
When I was growing up I was very sexual, and when I was 13 my dad pulled me aside, and said "Boy, you need to find you an older woman and ask her to teach you"
Well, my money making was lawn mowing and hauling and baling hay, so one day an opportunity made itself available and this lady about 28 took me inside, and things started to happen. I told her the second time I wanted to know everything from how to kiss, lick, and eat a lady to always please her.
My education went on for 2 years until she moved. She taught me so well, like "Yoda", the day she moved she told me, there is nothing more I can teach you, but always remember this!!! "A woman is like a machine-gun, she can be one-shot at a time, or if you really do what I taught you, they will all be like fully-automatic machine guns with multiple orgasms, and you will own them", because most men don't worry about pleasing a woman, just getting their rocks off!!!!
That being said, if a provide see's me as a independent in her location and is not a clock-watcher, I will work on them forever, and then worry about me!!!!
IT IS MY GOAL TO MAKE THEM FIRE LIKE A MACHINE GUN!!!!! Originally Posted by hartboyz20
Sounds like a threAD? I'm just saying....
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Well its definitely an orgasm, just more of a gush of cum not a squirt Originally Posted by Guest100910
It's not pee....I thought it was until it happened to me. It has only happened twice and it was by being fingered. You do feel like you have to pee when it's happening. I think it's just because all the force being put down there. I soaked the bed so bad, but it wasn't actually squirting. It was like someone mentioned earlier, gushing... Originally Posted by mikahranae
My .02 for what its worth.

Please, any of the physicians here, correct me if I'm wrong but the amount I've seen ladies squirting on porn and in person is pretty substantial. I mean its not a drizzle. I've taken human anatomy and physiology, and I can't think of a single organ, gland or even collection of glands in the human anatomy down there that can produce that much liquid, except the bladder. I mean it takes hours just to produce that much urine. I think it's highly unlikely there's a gland or another organ that can either produce that much liquid in the time of arousal or store that much beforehand without making it into a single anatomy textbook over the years.

With all that being said, I still think its HOT when a lady squirts, regardless where it comes from. Originally Posted by incognito
When it is real it is a gush like a flood and is not pee. You think porn may not be real? Why it's as real as pro wrestling. It does not take hours to fill your bladder. Just drink a glass of water every few minutes and you can pee and after a couple of times it will be clear - Lights, Camera, Action.