Buddy, if that's what you're looking for, you won't find it here. If you're still in rural MO, go to the next barn dance or church social, get half drunk to build up your courage, and start hitting on the local farmers daughters. But stop acting needy and lonely, man up, and some girl will be happy to pop your cherry.
If you can't do that then save your pennies, read the reviews on girls in your area and go get laid for pay. Once you have done that, finding your one girl will be a lot easier
Originally Posted by slinmo
My bet is that Yitzchak is pulling our chain. He probably gets more poontang in a weekend than the rest of us get in a month, and he's not paying for it. Yitzchak is an Israeli name. I've run across a number of young Israelis in Colombia, the mongering mecca of the western hemisphere. They're extremely fit, often having just gotten out of mandatory military service. And they're smoother with women than just about anyone. In comparison they make us look like, well, like the "Yitzchak" in this thread. The Israelis bang for free what costs your typical gringo 200,000 Colombian pesos.
God damnit this sucks
But if I got to meet her it would all be worth it.
My fantasy was to find just one girl and become a regular so she can show me how to sex and take away my sadness. I don't want a bunch of strange girls. Just one. I don't feel as comfortable meeting a stranger. I thought she was the one. I didn't necessarily want to be boyfriend and girlfriend, just a friendly relationship one would want with someone they would lose their virginity to.
Originally Posted by yitzchak
Hilarious! Maybe poor Yitzchak is trying to find a provider here who will do him for free, or at a cut rate price.