Butthole licking is gross

Kayleehotchick's Avatar
Thanks for sharing your hobby experience even though it's not good, you always seem to crack me up.

Who's having burgers for lunch? Originally Posted by biglatinmale

NOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
Yuck…so gross….makes me gag! Sometimes I receive it unexpectedly and I have to pull away and say…please don't. It makes me want to go to the bathroom. LOL
Sorry that happened to you Kaylee, it is never right to try to force anyone to do anything, much less this type of situation. How about calling this guy out to the mat, did he give you his handle?

I would do a joke, but it probably not appropriate!
The only thing I like up against my hole is toilet paper
milfy2002's Avatar
Yeah....I'm not about to lick anyone's butthole. Especially when it smells like a hamburger with pickles and onions on it.

Ugh..... Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick

I lick buttholes but NEVER if they smell.

Also, shave that shit...Dang!
I love DATO... It is my obsession...

Sure, things HAVE TO BE clean. But oh, mamma, it feels great. And I love to eat a woman's ass. It is her most personal hole. As I mentioned, I am obsessed with her butthole.

A woman who will not let me toss her salad is one I am not interested in seeing. A woman who will toss mine is return visit worthy. I do NOT expect her to eat mine, but I expect her to let me lick hers.

I am deeply disappointed with the number of providers who have chimed in on the negative ! Several I was considering seeing, but if they won't allow me to eat theirs, then ... so sorry... This talented tongue wont be slipping into your starfish or your orchid..

I love to lick from the a-hole to the clit, and back again. And I love to open up her hole with my tongue.

I have zero shame is saying this ! I am a Certified Bottom Feeder !
Chung Tran's Avatar
I fuckin love the shit out of you Kaylee.

Originally Posted by LovingKayla
well put! LOL

Thankfully, the hobby is more fun, than not.

Yesterday was just awful. Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick
Hmm.. I saw a post last night from a guy here that said he went to Whataburger yesterday, before seeing a "hot chick".. now I'm thinking...
Just for the record boys and girls, the department of Justice defines Sexual Assault:

Any type of sexual contact or behavior that occurs without explicit consent of the recipient.
Originally Posted by MaxiMilyen
not trying to be minimal, but if this is the definition, it is ridiculous.. that would mean any kind of spontaneous, "not-verbalized beforehand" activity is sexual assault..

sounds like something Eric Holder would draft..
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Forcing a woman is NEVER okay. Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick
There you have it boys and girls, THE bottom line. (Pun not even thought about until I saw it in writing)
I was going to eat lunch but somehow have lost interest...LMAO....
Dang Brandee, was gonna have you cum over for an appetizer! Lol
Chung Tran's Avatar
nice one, anusranch!

oops, I left the "G" out of your name.. is it any wonder?
If you like your butthole licked, find a butthole licker but don't try to force your butthole on a non butthole licker. That is a real butthole thing to do Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick
Funniest quote ever!

How about those that would.love to.perform butthole lickery to your butthole? Originally Posted by plove35
But this question still stands?
Yuck…so gross….makes me gag! Sometimes I receive it unexpectedly and I have to pull away and say…please don't. It makes me want to go to the bathroom. LOL Originally Posted by samantha thom
If you do not like receiving it and he is insisting, let him do it, then just as he gets down there, rip a fart in his face.
Dang Brandee, was gonna have you cum over for an appetizer! Lol Originally Posted by angusranch
..LOL...ummmm no thanks ill have to decline!