What makes you end a session early?

A raid by Houston Vice pretty much kills the mood...

If she develops a violent case of diarreah.

If she's oozing any kind of funny colored substance.

If either one of us gets the sharts.

If she's got stinky feets.

If her bung-hole looks like she's gotta Chia Pet growing outta' it..

If her bung hole looks like she's got a herd of grapes growing outta' it.

These are just a few off the top of my head which might cause me to end a session early....maybe.


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When right before allowing her to have the big "O", I tell her the envelope is empty and I'll catch her next time...The BUCKING of that kind of cowgirl is tremendous!!

Rat droppings!

If her bung hole looks like she's got a herd of grapes growing outta' it.




. Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Did you mean a herd of turtles? I thinck grapes come in bunches.

no blue water

if you knock on my door and i was dressed like this would you leave the session early????

if you knock on my door and i was dressed like this would you the session early????

Originally Posted by babydollsnow

FUCK NO I wouldn't end it lol

Did you mean a herd of turtles? I thinck grapes come in bunches. Originally Posted by boardman

No, this is a herd of turtles.



A bunch, is a LOT more than a herd. A bunch more.

Bunch. That's a pretty fuct word, isn't it? Bunch....bunch....bunch.

Yeah, it's fuct.


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if you knock on my door and i was dressed like this would you leave the session early????

Originally Posted by babydollsnow

Fuck no, I'd give you a discount!

If she wears these...

Another thing...RULES

Rules will make me stop a session and roll out with the quickness. I think we all understand that there are certain no-no's in this business. But I've gone to see providers that just have a terrible case of the no's. No I don't do this, no I don't do that, it costs extra for that, you can't touch me here, no DATY without a dental dam, NO,NO, NO.

If I wanted to hear all of that shit I could stay home and fuck my wife for free. I'm not going out and spending money to have something provided to me that I can't get. No thanks, I'll go see someone who doesn't have as many rules.

what they said......

or hey, its ur turn to get fucked in the ass.....

Skidmarks. If a chick is skidmarking, depending on how hot she is, I might end the session early.



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If I approach the door, knock and hear "Danke Schoen" playing as mood music, and the door opens and she looks like this. . .




. . .when her ad pic was this: