Hotel maids??

I often wondered about the hot hotel front desk clerk. On occasion, they've come up with me to my room to 'check something' or whatever. Time to make a pass? Most are very friendly but you don't want to take it the wrong way. Like vtx said, in fantasyland, there would be a keyword.......

Okay. Okay. I once had a maid in the shower with me . . . okay, it was just her forearm—I didn’t see her face. And when I pulled the curtain back, she was already out of the bathroom.

I’ve always wondered what possessed her to reach into my shower and turn off the faucet. Seriously, how many patrons leave the shower running in their hotel rooms when they leave the room? Shouldn’t her first assumption have been: “someone is in the room and they are in the shower”? IDK?

I consider bust-boys similar to maids and ive had
a handful of those approach me with offers of
free nights, all the towels i wanted, and even had the
audicity to offer me extra "complamentary breakfast" lol!

When I travel I'm nearly never in my room at any normal cleaning time so I've never really given it much thought. Knowing how my sheets have been left from time to time I'm not sure how I'd approach them. "hey, I'd like to bang you, and it's gonna work out really good because you can change the linen when we're done" Something's just not right with that whole scenario.

Now desk clerks, OTOH...

Be nice. Especially the night clerks. They work shitty hours and usually for not much money. I usually get up early and leave a wake up call order. Normally they're just getting off when I need the call and if they're actually on the line (damn automated crap doesn't let that happen very often) I tell them thanks for the call and if they need a shoulder rub when the get off stop by. I've said that in a joking voice to probably a dozen or more and a couple have taken me up on the offer.

BTW, just because a guy enjoys time with an escort doesn't mean he's got no game. Different products fulfill different needs.

Jack

I believe the IMF guy first tried to get a couple of desk clerks to come up and join him for "drinks," but it didn't happen.

As a former hotel employee, I can attest that most managers have a policy against fraternizing with guests. In most cases, it will get you fired immediately. That being said, you wouldn't believe some of the things I saw happen. But I never heard of a maid and a guest hooking up. If she's that good-looking, she's probably not going to be a maid. And after you're thru sleeping with her, where do you get the balls to tell her to clean the place up?

Happen to me at the Ramada Express in San Antonio in 2002. I was walking down to get some of the free muffins when one of the maids wave to get my attention.The door was open and i pop over there.One was making the bed and the one that waved me over was talking to me.She asked me if I wanted to have some fun before they changed the sheets!!!! Now,they was not models but neither one was bad looking either.I said i only have 45 on me.SHe said"Well,that enough for one of us"! Best 7 minutes of my life.Why only 7? Because my wife was still sleeping in our room and I didn't want to get busted!

Happen to me at the Ramada Express in San Antonio in 2002. I was walking down to get some of the free muffins when one of the maids wave to get my attention.The door was open and i pop over there.One was making the bed and the one that waved me over was talking to me.She asked me if I wanted to have some fun before they changed the sheets!!!! Now,they was not models but neither one was bad looking either.I said i only have 45 on me.SHe said"Well,that enough for one of us"! Best 7 minutes of my life.Why only 7? Because my wife was still sleeping in our room and I didn't want to get busted! Originally Posted by ultraphobic71

BRASS BALLS OF THE YEAR NOMINEE: Ultrphobic71

Dang, man. Way too close.... glad you had fun.