You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock? How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world. She has a body to die for and her current wealth is overshadowed only by Oprah. She recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named "America's Sweetheart."
You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world while you were porkin’ away. You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated asshole cheater on the planet!
How can you live with yourself! I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of shit that you are:
Thanks for taking the heat off of me for a while. Let’s do lunch.
Dude, its been said. She married a guy who was married to a pornstar...They guy is a koozhound and she knew it going in...he found strange kooz... Inevitable happened.... and Sandra has the body of a 12 year old boy...
The Blind Side Blew....Sandra obviously doesn't BCD... Jessie got his rocks off..
There was kind of a stretch where a few years ago she was very doable. I believe in the Demolition Man to Miss Congeniality stretch she was up there, but lately nothing about her excites me.