Cleaning your hooded soldier is VERY important!

Some men were not taught how to bathe properly.
In order for it to be a learned behavior it has to be repeated: "Pull ya skin back and wash ya peepee!"

The 2nd guy, he might need to go get snipped. It's not supposed to hurt when you pull the skin back.
Good God Man,
What kind of fucking idiot doesnt understand how to clean themselves, unbelievable. I have always been amazed at someone in this day and time not being circumsized, to each his own I guess, but I am with the OP, I wouldnt touch one of 'em either. It has to be a pain in the ass dealing with a dick like a dog has,
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Is this what we are talking about?

#12 - Respect the posted "Image Standards" which apply to our public coed forums. (including Showcase) In short, images which depict subjects which are topless are allowed, but below the waist nudity which displays exposed genitalia or images depicting pornography are to be avoided. Additionally, posting URL links to external sites depicting pornography is not permitted. (use RTM to report images which you feel may not be in compliance) Originally Posted by bichogrande
OMG!!!! Just when I thought I'd never have to look at that again you find the shit.
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I think I'm going to add weekly bathing to my menu.
Rufnex's Avatar
I think I'm going to add weekly bathing to my menu. Originally Posted by Amillia_Winter
that may be a great idea, it definitely wouldn't hurt.
bichogrande's Avatar
Sorry amillia, just wanted t8 make sure everyone felt your 9ain. Lol!!!
BBW Katrina's Avatar
Holy Fuck that is repulsive!!
Smegma is but a micro problem with guys.

Just let the ladies go on about the dudes with the dirty, shit stained asses........

Underwear with skidmarks......

Dudes with cling-ons and tagnuts dangling from their ass hairs....

Shit dropping out their drawers as they undress.

Poor bitches have to deal with the dregs of society.
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Smegma is but a micro problem with guys.

Just let the ladies go on about the dudes with the dirty, shit stained asses........

Underwear with skidmarks......

Dudes with cling-ons and tagnuts dangling from their ass hairs....

Shit dropping out their drawers as they undress.

Poor bitches have to deal with the dregs of society. Originally Posted by onlyAMPs4menow
I've seen the skid marks (snicker streaks as my kids would say) the tissue particles lingering around but I think if shit hit my floor, the shit would hit the fan.
Good god ladies. The shit you put up with... This is just so so so so so gross. What happened to clean cut men?
VIP Mya Michelle's Avatar
lmmfao this is freaking ridiculous!! Hilarious!!!
pyramider's Avatar
I think I'm going to add weekly bathing to my menu. Originally Posted by Amillia_Winter

Taint nothing a Brillo pad cannot clean.
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  • MojoR
  • 03-16-2013, 07:36 AM
Taint nothing a Brillo pad cannot clean. Originally Posted by pyramider
How about a brillo pad and a blow torch.
Sleepy363's Avatar
Ladies.... you should put a checklist in the bathroom of your incall, so when the guy comes in and uses the restroom/shower, he sees something like this:


lightning's Avatar
Gives a new meaning to the nickname "cheesehead". Sorry Green Bay fans!!