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Shit, I don't ask either...civie-ladies aren't getting paid so they will let you know what's up and if their satisfied...or not, in a heart beat Originally Posted by DickEmDown

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I'm not really trying to impress any providers. They all say it's big, and I know that they tell everyone that, so I was just trying to get a gauge. I guess it makes sense that they don't really answer questions on here in order not to piss us off, but it kinda defeats the purpose of having this forum. Originally Posted by frankskywalker
If you want an honest answer...go to a different internet site where ladies don't have skin in the game. I don't have any suggestions but I'm sure there are a million out there.
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You could always try slipping it in her butt. That's what I do when they tell me I'm phallically challenged. ....and just like magic, I'm big again!

Tah Dahh!


haha!. (Totally kidding....well, semi-totally...kinda' totally...nearly totally...lol)

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I always ask what I can do to get the provider off - fav position, daty, etc. If they mumble "everything" I just go about my business and pay. I much prefer a specific answer because if they have fun and get off, they usually give me a way better performance as well.

I know I may do nothing for the lady, or she may be having an off day, no problem. But I am thinking of a few (Alondra, Bellissa, Soda) who seemed to get as much out of the sex as I did and that is who I repeat with. Anya would be the total opposite- just a heartbeat above blow up doll.

I haven't had the pleasure of meeting Yummy Marie yet, but many of her reviews seem to describe mutua.l satisfaction.
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Is there a particular reason you want to know? A particular reason you need a gauge?


..... and no worries I was dumb enough to start a thread of this nature once too. Originally Posted by Eccie Addict
Wait...just one?
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http://www.nbcnews.com/id/51469938/n.../#.UWMdJL_3Bz- Originally Posted by notanewbie
Ric Romero write that article??

Yes, it IS gentlemanly and appreciated that you to want to please the ladies. But we fully expect NOT to be pleased in the hobby...it is what it is.

In the civi-world, it's a whole other ball game. Originally Posted by YummyMarie
Speak for yourself - I expect to be pleased. I damn well BETTER be pleased!
FWIW, I don't tell a man he's big unless he's big to me - if he isn't, I just don't say anything. I can't lie for shit, and my mama always told me, if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. So, if I compliment you, it's a true compliment. Bigger isn't always better, and small isn't always bad. If a man is lacking in one department, he can usually bring it in another.
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I think I look like a porn star with a 90 lb spinner! But to CFE's point, I have a better session if we both are getting off. I am paying so I figure I will get off - if you give me some direction I will happily please you too! Everyone's a winner.
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I think I look like a porn star with a 90 lb spinner! But to CFE's point, I have a better session if I believe we both are getting off. I am paying so I figure I will get off - if you give me some direction I will happily please you too! Everyone's a winner. Originally Posted by tbone77494
Slight correction there for ya good sir
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Wait...just one? Originally Posted by boardman
Yes just one on that subject thank you very much.........






asshole lol
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Correct EA. Some are very convincing actresses. For most ladies I assume it is lots of tax free cash, but some choose it, I believe because they really like sex, too, and it shows.
Speak for yourself - I expect to be pleased. I damn well BETTER be pleased!
FWIW, I don't tell a man he's big unless he's big to me - if he isn't, I just don't say anything. I can't lie for shit, and my mama always told me, if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. So, if I compliment you, it's a true compliment. Bigger isn't always better, and small isn't always bad. If a man is lacking in one department, he can usually bring it in another. Originally Posted by theCFE
I knew I'd get this response...LOL. I was trying to stay neutral but here goes...Frank, you are welcome!

Christle, you are RIGHT, and Tbone is right. My reviews are a true reflection of me from what I have heard. I get mine. I WANT to get mine, and in session I can be rather selfish when it comes to getting mine. I have been known to drag a few men along while I TAKE what is mine...lol.

But regardless, I don't EXPECT to get it...I guess it's a mindset that I like to THINK I am a professional enough to be able to shrug it off if I don't, but I'm not a good liar and I can't fake worth shit...

My philosophy has always been this: If I am having fun, the enjoyment of the the gentleman is sure to follow.

When I come to think of it...the dirty truth...I go in as a professional until I get turned on, and then it's all out the window...okay, so damnit CFE (you sexy thing!)...I admit it...I love sex, and I love to get off! But some guys will need more guidance than others and I am more than willing to HELP THEM HELP ME

And while I'm being all "the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me Tebow..."

DICK SIZE:

I love BIG DICK and if you are big AND can work it well, I will be tempted to pay you...okay not really cause I have bills to pay (I hate being a responsible adult!).

HOWEVER, a hobbyist with both size AND skill is a rare find. I would take average size with skill any day over over just size alone. What I find most interesting is that many with smaller packages have taken the time to master their other skills and have me screaming "Holy TEBOW!" And creating the infamous "Lake Marie," leaving me breathless, dehydrated, and in total surprise over the unexpected (which is why setting expectations low is good to start with).

As far as actual dick measuring, I don't know how to quantify it because I don't take a ruler out. All I know is what will fit down my throat and what won't (which is a problem since I have not ever encountered the latter). When it goes past my uvula, it's a pretty good indication of size...

Hope that helps...giggle giggle...
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I've been told I have a pretty cock...I'm not exactly sure how to interpret that.
Can a provider please tell me what that really means?
DICK SIZE:

I love BIG DICK and if you are big AND can work it well, I will be tempted to pay you...okay not really cause I have bills to pay (I hate being a responsible adult!)
Originally Posted by YummyMarie
Well damn...