But I find it hard to believe that in the dark of the night, strippers are flocking the streets and plucking unsuspecting hobbyists from their homes. Where is the bat in the sky? Yet another club I am not a part of. Shame.
Originally Posted by klovve
I blame the economy. The recession has caused the Frost Bank Tower to turn it's guiding lights off at midnight, and the local hobbyists are getting lost in the darkened alleyways of downtown on their way to their favorite providers. Just as they turn the corner, hopeful that they are just mere steps away from a passion-filled encounter with a sexy, confident provider, they run smack into a gang of hot little spinner strippers leaning up against an ATM.
::CUE THEME FROM BATMAN::
The leggy little A-cup blonde wields a razor-sharp dildo and the poor, unsuspecting hobbyist is forced into the backseat of a limo full of countless other poor, helpless hobbyists-turned-strip-club-mongers. They simply can't help it... they're outnumbered, and have no choice but to empty their wallets on the spot.
Damn you, economy. And damn, you Frost Bank Tower for allowing us to bask in the glory of your light, and then stealing it away and subjecting us all to the horrors a nocturnal stripper invasion.