All Fair- What Providers don't understand about clients that clients wish they did.

I appologize HSP, I will stop provoking to pass the time. (but its done in luv)


You know I'm down for mud wrestling BB!! Hopefully I'm getting laid today, and will have the insanity knocked out.

Ha! Let the master hijack this thread and show y'all how it's done.

Maybe I am just not jaded yet, but I actually do enjoy listening. I also think faking an orgasm is simply stupid. I would rather just have one, lol! Originally Posted by heidilynnla

Guys: go to Ms. heidilynnla's showcase. Click on her first picture--the big one at the top, there--so that the little window with the pic in it pops up.

Click on the right hand side of the picture to advance to the second pic. Then click on the left hand side of the second pic to go back to the first one.

Repeat this sequence any number of times you want, as fast as you can work your mouse.

The resulting pseudo-animation is (IMHO) quite gratifying. (Hint: PEEKABOO!)

Thanks, Ms. heidilynnla!



Cheers,

bcg (who is in an uncommonly good mood this morning, and one of you knows why. Thanks! )

..... bcg (who is in an uncommonly good mood this morning, and one of you knows why. Thanks! ) Originally Posted by bluffcityguy

Does this mean the unthinkable?
Has the drought ended?
I mean.... afterall.... the Saints did win the Superbowl!
At least.... I think they did!! The dream felt so real!!
BCG..... are you awake?

. . . Hopefully I'm getting laid today, and will have the insanity knocked out. Originally Posted by sadie

Your wish is my command! Time and Place?

Does this mean the unthinkable?
Has the drought ended?
I mean.... afterall.... the Saints did win the Superbowl!
At least.... I think they did!! The dream felt so real!!
BCG..... are you awake? Originally Posted by MrGiz

A full report will come when I have time to compose it. Til then, possess yourself in patience.



Cheers,

bcg

Just call me old fashion. I prefer to treat a provider like my favorite girlfriend. So far, have not had too many objections.

You gents are all so lovely and I love to hear that you all feel the same way. To me, it is a personal experience and I enjoy making connections. Most of my appointments (as impersonal as that sounds) are spent conversing and connecting, in the literal sense. It doesn't make me feel as "cheap" if I feel like I am having a true date with a genuinely good guy....call me sentimental.

excellent post , I am going to put it up on the north florida board thanks..d2

This may be a difficult thread to get going so I will help. The central problem is that we are not the enigma to women that women are to us. They have known what we want since they developed secondary sexual characteristics. We are incredibly weak and easily led.There are a few things the novice provider will do well to learn.

1)We are more sensitive than you think, especially when behind closed doors. Treat us kindly and we will be back.
2)Find something to like about us. We feel diminished enough by having to pay for sex, being inexperienced,being too small down there, any number of things that we agonize over every day.
3)We get bored easily, don't show us every trick on the first date or you might not get us back for a third.
4)We love it when you listen. If somebody else did we probably would not have come to you today. There is nothing sexier than a woman who seems to find us interesting.
5)We love to be talked to before, during and after that main event. It doesnt have to be porn talk, which only one woman in a hundred can do well anyway, but compliments on technique, gentle suggestions as to what you like, make us feel like the lover we always wanted to be. If more wives understood the power of the gently spoken word, there would not be nearly as many escorts.
6)We like to be tended to after we have reached the mountaintop and are lying exhausted on the bed with a latex sock of spooge dangling from our Johnson. Get a warm washcloth and tidy us up.A farewell pat to the equipment that has performed so well even if, and especially if it may have been a lackluster performance is always nice.
7)We like to think we did a good job. Tell us you had a nice time. Even if what you mean is that it wasnt horrible, didnt hurt, or just that we treated you with respect. We have spent our lives seeking the validation of women, and we go home happier and wish to return sooner if we get it.

There are seven, I know there are others, but thats a start. Of course none of this applies to the self assured cockmaster who is always cool and on his game, but for the rest of us you just might become our all time favorite. Originally Posted by Lookin4

I am going to recite this to myself every morning. Good job, lookin. I appreciate your generous wisdom.

1)We are more sensitive than you think, especially when behind closed doors. Treat us kindly and we will be back.
2)Find something to like about us. We feel diminished enough by having to pay for sex, being inexperienced,being too small down there, any number of things that we agonize over every day.
3)We get bored easily, don't show us every trick on the first date or you might not get us back for a third.
4)We love it when you listen. If somebody else did we probably would not have come to you today. There is nothing sexier than a woman who seems to find us interesting.
5)We love to be talked to before, during and after that main event. It doesnt have to be porn talk, which only one woman in a hundred can do well anyway, but compliments on technique, gentle suggestions as to what you like, make us feel like the lover we always wanted to be. If more wives understood the power of the gently spoken word, there would not be nearly as many escorts.
6)We like to be tended to after we have reached the mountaintop and are lying exhausted on the bed with a latex sock of spooge dangling from our Johnson. Get a warm washcloth and tidy us up.A farewell pat to the equipment that has performed so well even if, and especially if it may have been a lackluster performance is always nice.
7)We like to think we did a good job. Tell us you had a nice time. Even if what you mean is that it wasnt horrible, didnt hurt, or just that we treated you with respect. We have spent our lives seeking the validation of women, and we go home happier and wish to return sooner if we get it.


I know I can relate to all those.

Also to those who have treated me right. I know I am ugle as sin, but you make me feel like a worthy person. If I was handsome, I wouldn't likely be needing a provider.
Take into account those of us who are shy. You may see 3-5 men a day, I have taken years to call someone.

Yeah, screaming like you're having a baby is really unnecessary. Originally Posted by Tweekend

No joke.

Fortunately I've never had that experience with any of the ladies I have visited with that post on here. Did have one experience in Eureka Springs a few years back with a lady that after about 5 minutes started carrying on like she was doing a Debbie Does Dallas re-make. Just a lot of over-the-top screaming, yelling, moaning. I might have a fairly good opinion of myself but even I wasn't buying that.

I dont know about the rest of you but a turn-off for me is the obvious fake moans or the obvious fake speaking during the act, it just makes me want to quit and take my toy and go home!! Originally Posted by lost4words

In addition the following lie: "Why didn't you tell me you were so b-i-i-g: I would have brought magnums!"

---And they all say it almost word-for-word.

No joke.

Fortunately I've never had that experience with any of the ladies I have visited with that post on here. Did have one experience in Eureka Springs a few years back with a lady that after about 5 minutes started carrying on like she was doing a Debbie Does Dallas re-make. Just a lot of over-the-top screaming, yelling, moaning. I might have a fairly good opinion of myself but even I wasn't buying that. Originally Posted by warbird

LOL, off topic, but your post reminded me of a conversation I had with my best friend about a one of his former girlfriends I had become friends with on FB. She was pretty vocal back in the day.

Him: Yeah, she would start moaning and screaming before I had even touched her. I knew I was good, but geez...
Me: Must have been in anticipation of your superior skills... or she had to start moaning up front to keep from laughing later...
Him: Why don't you send her a message on FB and find out which one it was?
Me: I'll get right on that

We then went back to drinking...

In addition the following lie: "Why didn't you tell me you were so b-i-i-g: I would have brought magnums!"

---And they all say it almost word-for-word. Originally Posted by charlestudor2005

This reminds me of something a girl at an AMP told me once. She said "guys will small ones can give a small tip, but you have big one so you need to leave big tip." I'm sure this line is well rehearsed and used often, but it made me chuckle a little.

WOW....I'VE ONLY BEEN GONE FOR A SHORT PERIOD AND LOOK AT WHAT ALL I MISS OUT ON......BE HOME SOON......THANKS!!!! I HAD A GREAT B-DAY IN DALLAS....YOU KNOW ALL THE ALL-STARS HAD TO GO TO DALLAS!!!

OKAY OFF THREAD.....OOPS!!