Review: I suffered on for the cause... after I vomited... CL Melissa

Dayyumm!!!!

Whoa...I can only imagine this review would be something like what Stephen King would write into Penthouse Forum!

I have sailed five seas, four oceans, been through every ditch at least twice, visited brothels on three continents & four Islands, and seen three goats fucking in the town square, BUT I have NEVER seen nor heard anything as disgusting as this!

I couldn't get a boner, especially while puking, but I applaud your writing skills, and question your self-loathing!

RTG, your reviews continue to amaze and entertain me! You live a wild life my friend!

WTF......How did.....you said it was.....OH FUUUUCK, I have this horrible image burned into my brain.

I'm glad you lived to tell us about it,,, but I can't believe you told us about it.

Damn Bro., what a review!!! Extremely entertaining!!! On a serious note, I hope you know a good PTSD therapist.

So.... um... I don't know if i'm experiencing tears of laughter or sadness of your 6am tryst.... Is it an Epic Fail or Success... I don't know.... A coming to Jesus moment or middle finger to the Devil.. i don't know... As I sit her contemplating.. Do I PM you for the info.. .I do know the answer to the question to WHO'S THE MASTER!! (In my Sho-Nuff voice) I must say YOU ARE THE MASTER!!!

Seems this is the best review in months. I may need to write a review so I can see it for free.

No more posts here from Random.... I picture him still curled up in the fetal position, in the dark, covered in antibacterial hand sanitizer, sucking his thumb and rocking back and forth like those traumatized elephants in the zoo...hoping the memories fade.

I have recovered! Played with a couple young fine RW pussies over the weekend and have replaced the mental images that were hurting my soul...

So.... um... I don't know if i'm experiencing tears of laughter or sadness of your 6am tryst.... Is it an Epic Fail or Success... I don't know.... A coming to Jesus moment or middle finger to the Devil.. i don't know... As I sit her contemplating.. Do I PM you for the info.. .I do know the answer to the question to WHO'S THE MASTER!! (In my Sho-Nuff voice) I must say YOU ARE THE MASTER!!! Originally Posted by justinslayer

You are the King my friend... I just blaze the road you built

Yup we all have done some this we shouldn't talk about ^ and that's one LMAO

well, one doesn't see a review like this everyday. Wow, just wow.

Thank you for your courage. Sometimes you need a really horrible experience to refocus your efforts.