Never-Wrong Pundit Picks Obama to Win Election

Rimjobs.....sick fucker
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  • WTF
  • 05-14-2012, 10:05 PM
The only thing you are PULLING is your PUD. Originally Posted by IIFFOFRDB
Now that was kinda funny.
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The Late, Great George Carlin had it right:


"The real owners are the big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians, they're an irrelevancy. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations. They've long since bought and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the statehouses, the city halls. They've got the judges in their back pockets. And they own all the big media companies, so that they control just about all of the news and information you hear. They've got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying * lobbying to get what they want. Well, we know what they want; they want more for themselves and less for everybody else."

"But I'll tell you what they don't want. They don't want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don't want well-informed, well-educated people capable of critical thinking. They're not interested in that. That doesn't help them. That's against their interests. They don't want people who are smart enough to sit around the kitchen table and figure out how badly they're getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fucking years ago.

"You know what they want? Obedient workers * people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork but just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, reduced benefits, the end of overtime and the vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it. And, now, they're coming for your Social Security. They want your fucking retirement money. They want it back, so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street. And you know something? They'll get it. They'll get it all, sooner or later, because they own this fucking place. It's a big club, and you ain't in it. You and I are not in the big club."

"This country is finished."
Seedy's Avatar
  • Seedy
  • 05-14-2012, 10:15 PM
The only thing you are PULLING is your PUD. Originally Posted by IIFFOFRDB
LMMFAO

Now that was kinda funny. Originally Posted by WTF

WTF, I thought that was damn funny. But then I am easily amused, especially by dumb fucks like fast ass.
Yep Carlin hit the nail on the head.
Fast Gunn's Avatar
Well, honestly, after Bush, not so great.

. . . But now we are digging out and getting better!