Barter system, anyone?

So my plumber last week was finishing up, repairing a running toilet ...
When I asked him how much it was gonna be....he said he wanted to titty F#*K ME.

FAIR ENOUGH cuz I was gonna offer more...LOL!!
elvis49's Avatar
i have bartered with a few providers without any probs as with any thing the ground rules have to be set !!!!!!!!! so both partys know what the final outcome will be, also there has to be trust there. some of the work i did ran into a few sessions so we just kept track and it worked out really well for us both
Brick Tamland's Avatar
I used to barter electrical work with the owner of one of the AMPs. I'm definitely still willing to barter if any of you ladies need some work done. I am licensed.
Funny i was just about to post a request for a mercedes mechanic that i could trade with. If so CALL ME DONT SEND ME PM. PLEASE. 817 779 2709. MARIE
ManSlut's Avatar
I'm going to step out on a limb and offer grooming services (a nice warm and attentive Kitty shave) to select providers...

(I'm such a giver...)

Originally Posted by SD2011
Lmao...

I will offer my threAD writing skills; golf, tennis or sailing lessons; and gambling advice...lol
pyramider's Avatar
Yeah, you will have tons of offers.
ManSlut's Avatar
Funny i was just about to post a request for a mercedes mechanic that i could trade with. If so CALL ME DONT SEND ME PM. PLEASE. 817 779 2709. MARIE Originally Posted by marie35
You've posted for this before Marie...I do know a lot about cars and my advice is, get rid of it. I believe it's an older Mercedes and any Mercedes takes deep pockets...My free advice, get rid of it.
I wonder if we could have our own "Eccie Angie's List" or would that be a violation of their trademark?
NearHauteRed's Avatar
While bartering seems like a good idea, the products/service(s) that are in lieu of cash are more than likely worth more than just paying the donation for a session with a provider, so usually, it would require more than 1 session and 9 times out of 10, the provider will do her thing, then the guy gives his product/labor then he never hears from that provider again. Been there and done that more than once!
Got to thinking about some of the things you ladies pay cash for that maybe us hobbiests could do for free... In exchange for your services. For instance, a lot of you girls move from time to time and with 4 or 5 rooms of furniture, you might be paying movers. Or, plumbing, electrical, computer work, photography, website design, etc.

Just wanted to throw this out here; might be some other things we guys could do. Your thoughts? Originally Posted by Prolongus
If someone could arrange for reliable transportation from a driver who doesn't feel like he has to talk to me or offer advise, I would be thrilled to trade services. I'm so sick of cab drivers in this town. I'm convinced that they all share one brain, and it's on vacation most of the time.
I'd be willing to barter for several things.
Tattoos, dental work, cosmetic work or photography.
Terms just have to be agreed to met first otherwise I see how things could go sour
woodyjohnson's Avatar
I tried mobile car repair once, got screwed, but not how I was looking for. Might try again but ? Originally Posted by lgbsfu
I've tried that myself but never was fast enough to keep up with the car
Crzytxn's Avatar
I am in the construction business, for any of you folks lucky enough to own your own homes or businesses. I've never tried to barter for services, but its an interesting thought.
Remote's Avatar
I wish I had something to barter with the ladies, but all I have is a hard dick and mustache rides.
Sir Lancehernot's Avatar
I just put this thread and a few others together in my brain. I have years of editing and writing experience, plus a pretty good idea of what prospective clients want to know, and am thoroughly bored at work. No barter necessary. PM me if I can be of service.