Yes, Ms. Pam it has come to this. A board composed of breast beating Neanderthals, hopeless pooners in search of a life, penniless window shopping whoremongers, and a cadre of curmudgeons who respond to a request for the time of day with a vicious diatribe that would make a Hitler speech look like an acceptance speech for Miss Congeniality. Even a faux Chinese refugee from a string of horrible detective films dispensing Asian wisdom. Get it together people and focus on a goal, something worthwhile like finding a way to entice ElegantBelinda to the city to show us has beens how the pros get it did. I will do my part to send her back to the Gulf shaking her head and muttering, " I shaved my legs for that?" or my name ain't George S Patton.
Please excuse momentary departure from kinder gentler self. A thousand wishes that man does not have to come back.