Dismount Strategy, Always awkward HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH IT?

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there are some athletic peeps on this board. Who knew...
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I usually step the rear of the bed and do a one and a half twisting somersault. Then I wait for her to fill out the score card. I usually get a 3.1. Can't figure out why I don't get a 10. Maybe I should pull out first. Originally Posted by burkalini
If I'm on top, I will go into a backbend while raising myself up into a handstand. Hold it. Spread legs into a splits & then down to my feet with arms up in air proudly displaying my finish. Originally Posted by evietaylor
3.1? Are you sticking the landing? Originally Posted by Biomech
Standing Olvation!
burkalini's Avatar
Originally Posted by Biomech
3.1? Are you sticking the landing?


I think the fact that she is still stuck on my cock and she usually flies off during the somersault kinda gives me a bad score. Fucking providers have no sense of humor sometimes.
bojulay's Avatar
I bring a copy of THE GREAT GATSBY along.
I will open it up and start reading it aloud
like Andy Kaufman used to do. When I get
to about page three or four I'll look up and
the young lady will be nowhere in sight.

At this point in time I'll just go back to reading
because it's a very interesting book.
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I bring a copy of THE GREAT GATSBY along.
I will open it up and start reading it aloud
like Andy Kaufman used to do. When I get
to about page three or four I'll look up and
the young lady will be nowhere in sight.

At this point in time I'll just go back to reading
because it's a very interesting book. Originally Posted by bojulay
I have had a one night stand turn into a weekend orgy cos the chemistry was great. Sometimes you just never know
It's just sex... Just see it as a one night stand without all the drama or guilt. Originally Posted by Shayla
ROTFLMAO
I bring a copy of THE GREAT GATSBY along.
I will open it up and start reading it aloud
like Andy Kaufman used to do. When I get
to about page three or four I'll look up and
the young lady will be nowhere in sight.

At this point in time I'll just go back to reading
because it's a very interesting book. Originally Posted by bojulay
Still Looking's Avatar
I have had a one night stand turn into a weekend orgy cos the chemistry was great. Sometimes you just never know Originally Posted by JasmineCummings
I understand!
Sweet N Little's Avatar
I bring a copy of THE GREAT GATSBY along.
I will open it up and start reading it aloud
like Andy Kaufman used to do. When I get
to about page three or four I'll look up and
the young lady will be nowhere in sight.

At this point in time I'll just go back to reading
because it's a very interesting book. Originally Posted by bojulay
I love you ...marry me? Lol
I know this is NOT the OPs original Q, but bear with me here...My FAVorite Fem dismount is during 69, while I'm at the bottom of the 69, as she's getting ready to reposition to FUCK, as the fem DISMOUNTS my face, THAT is my favorite part seeing her raise off of my face and swing her sexy leg around viewing every curve in motion...ummmm hmmmm delicious!
I have had a one night stand turn into a weekend orgy cos the chemistry was great. Sometimes you just never know Originally Posted by JasmineCummings
True... I dated a guy for over a year who was a one night stand. Never an orgy... Maybe we would have lasted longer if that happened!
ElisabethWhispers's Avatar
My only suggestion for "dismounting" is to do it somewhat slowly. Don't just jerk your cock out quickly, especially if she has really responded to your attentions.

Doesn't feel good at all.

So many men don't realize that little * cough * tip.

Elisabeth

P.S. As far as leaving goes, clean up, smile, small talk and leave. And a quick little final kiss is very nice as well!
You just never know:cheesy: ..
True... I dated a guy for over a year who was a one night stand. Never an orgy... Maybe we would have lasted longer if that happened! Originally Posted by Shayla
Still Looking's Avatar
I know this is NOT the OPs original Q, but bear with me here...My FAVorite Fem dismount is during 69, while I'm at the bottom of the 69, as she's getting ready to reposition to FUCK, as the fem DISMOUNTS my face, THAT is my favorite part seeing her raise off of my face and swing her sexy leg around viewing every curve in motion...ummmm hmmmm delicious! Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)
I just got a woody! LOL

True... I dated a guy for over a year who was a one night stand. Never an orgy... Maybe we would have lasted longer if that happened! Originally Posted by Shayla
A year, that was longer than my last ah marriage! LOL

My only suggestion for "dismounting" is to do it somewhat slowly. Don't just jerk your cock out quickly, especially if she has really responded to your attentions.

Doesn't feel good at all.

So many men don't realize that little * cough * tip.

Elisabeth

P.S. As far as leaving goes, clean up, smile, small talk and leave. And a quick little final kiss is very nice as well! Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers
Sounds like some good advise! Thank You!

You just never know:cheesy: .. Originally Posted by JasmineCummings
I've always like EXTRA Sharp Cheddar! LOL
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I like to snuggle & hug


Originally Posted by Sweet N Little
Cuoldn't agree more.......