Please Read No Booking Here In Austin!!!!!!!!!!!

Strippers? Strippers are the reason this gal has had an unfortunate time here in Austin? Where did you glean this insight from?

Who has been talking about strippers. Clearly I have been spending too much time in my office - or in my bed, with individuals that have NOT been spending BCD time with those leggy creatures

The rest of them prefer the strip clubs over actuals bcd time with us.

Certainly they prefer them over the likes of you.... Please don't try to convince this young in shape hottie that your tired worn out old ass is remotely in the same league as hers..... Maybe the two of you share some attitude issues but she could fix her problem a lot easier than you can fix yours....

Here is what you need to do. Post that you are a traveling stripper who provides extras. State where and when you will be dancing in co-Ed. Pretend to like Whispers. He'll promote you but only if you let him take your pic for his iphone wall of fame that everyone who meets him must see. Good luck. Originally Posted by TaylorMaiden29

I don't have an iPhone and I don't take pics of the girls... They provide them so that other guys can easily see what they are in for when they want some asistance.... But your advice might actually work although she would need a name change and new pics....

And how many times do you need to be warned?.. I'll give the mods a chance to deal with it before I address you in the same loving manner you reserve for me....


How is it coming along by the way... trying to regain your reputation after stabbing the girls in the back with the Powder Room Leaks?

Strippers? Strippers are the reason this gal has had an unfortunate time here in Austin? Where did you glean this insight from? Originally Posted by klovve

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I've searched meticulously for any threads in Co-Ed regarding Austin hobbyists foregoing BCD time with established providers in favor of BCD time with strippers, and more importantly, for any thread that indicates that the aforementioned strippers might be causing a decline in anyone's business. I certainly haven't had any personal experience with this phenomenon. In the absence of any publicly available information to back your claim in Co-Ed, I'm prompted to take pause to wonder what information you might have that would lead you to draw that conclusion, and where you might have obtained that information.

But then again, it wouldn't surprise me to learn that someone with a history of leaking Powder Room info to hobbyists might also be hanging around in private areas where providers don't belong.

Strippers? Strippers are the reason this gal has had an unfortunate time here in Austin? Where did you glean this insight from?

Who has been talking about strippers. Clearly I have been spending too much time in my office - or in my bed, with individuals that have NOT been spending BCD time with those leggy creatures Originally Posted by klovve

But Kelli.......

YOU have that body... attitude and reputation that Taylor Maiden has not had in years..... It's obvious to all why your bed stays a rockin and the guys come a knockin.....


For her tired old ass she has to blame the lack of buisiness on someone.....

Sorry.... I left a gal in the booth and need to get back to her....

I'll check in later....

Well, Thank You Whispers. But I was merely addressing the Stripper thing. It breaks my heart that the OP has had a subpar time here in Austin - this city is my lover. And I find it hard to believe that in the dark of the night, strippers are flocking the streets and plucking unsuspecting hobbyists from their homes. Where is the bat in the sky? Yet another club I am not a part of. Shame.

But really, I don't see where the stripper thing comes in to question. Play on my friends..

This needs background music.

But I find it hard to believe that in the dark of the night, strippers are flocking the streets and plucking unsuspecting hobbyists from their homes. Where is the bat in the sky? Yet another club I am not a part of. Shame. Originally Posted by klovve

I blame the economy. The recession has caused the Frost Bank Tower to turn it's guiding lights off at midnight, and the local hobbyists are getting lost in the darkened alleyways of downtown on their way to their favorite providers. Just as they turn the corner, hopeful that they are just mere steps away from a passion-filled encounter with a sexy, confident provider, they run smack into a gang of hot little spinner strippers leaning up against an ATM.

::CUE THEME FROM BATMAN::

The leggy little A-cup blonde wields a razor-sharp dildo and the poor, unsuspecting hobbyist is forced into the backseat of a limo full of countless other poor, helpless hobbyists-turned-strip-club-mongers. They simply can't help it... they're outnumbered, and have no choice but to empty their wallets on the spot.

Damn you, economy. And damn, you Frost Bank Tower for allowing us to bask in the glory of your light, and then stealing it away and subjecting us all to the horrors a nocturnal stripper invasion.

And I find it hard to believe that in the dark of the night, strippers are flocking the streets and plucking unsuspecting hobbyists from their homes.. Originally Posted by klovve

I can see the misunderstanding... After spending most of my free time being brainwashed by local providers for 3 months I returned to the Strip Club Scene and after making the rounds there was a small parade..... just a few hundred to welcome me back.. the guys that left their homes and joined in to the celebration were all part of the attack pack...

Only a few unspecting hobbyists have beenrecruited... but that's ONLY becuase there are so many of them and so few of us,.....

BTW..... A good Meat Loaf or Soup can win me back over to your camp!

OP: good luck dear.

I blame the economy. The recession has caused the Frost Bank Tower to turn it's guiding lights off at midnight, and the local hobbyists are getting lost in the darkened alleyways of downtown on their way to their favorite providers. Just as they turn the corner, hopeful that they are just mere steps away from a passion-filled encounter with a sexy, confident provider, they run smack into a gang of hot little spinner strippers leaning up against an ATM.

::CUE THEME FROM BATMAN::

The leggy little A-cup blonde wields a razor-sharp dildo and the poor, unsuspecting hobbyist is forced into the backseat of a limo full of countless other poor, helpless hobbyists-turned-strip-club-mongers. They simply can't help it... they're outnumbered, and have no choice but to empty their wallets on the spot.

Damn you, economy. And damn, you Frost Bank Tower for allowing us to bask in the glory of your light, and then stealing it away and subjecting us all to the horrors a nocturnal stripper invasion. Originally Posted by Natalie Reign

I kinda like this analogy..... Can the Bat Signal be replaced with a Giant W shined on the dark cold night sky to sommon me next time my arch enemy appears?

I'll be bat man and she can be .....

hmmmm.....

Well The Penguin probably fits her best!

I kinda like this analogy..... Can the Bat Signal be replaced with a Giant W shined on the dark cold night sky to summon me next time my arch enemy appears? Originally Posted by Whispers

There is already a giant W on a building very close to the Frost Bank Tower. How many downtown high-rises do you expect?

WE'RE IN A RECESSION, for God's sake! YOU ONLY GET ONE.

Unless, of course, you want to bring some of those strippers over to play with us. Then maybe we will share our building with you, too.

I want a light in the sky.....

Maybe a flashlight with some electrical tape?

BTW... Did you know there has been an invasion of Russian Strippers?

I swear I am in the clutches of Alina, NahTahLia and Krishna at this moment.... or at least those are the girls in the booth waiting for me....

Communism has some good points as they explain it.

One more thought: this "dancer" (usage of finger quotes, VERY loosely) issue...

Send me all of the brunette ones - three hours and I will turn each and every one of them into GFE pornstars. Send them over, stat. But not the dumb ones, you can keep those.

Agreed. If all of these strippers are indeed stealing our business and leaving us only 2 active members of the community to share amongst ourselves, we're clearly going to have a lot of free time on our hands.

The "Klovve and Natalie Reign School for Strippers Who Can't Give Good GFE and Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too" is now open for business.

"Give us your tired, your poor... your inexperienced spinners yearning to have sex for free..."

But yes, you can keep the dumb ones. And the ones with consistent car troubles, those who are "in-between housing situations," Baby-Daddy drama, and addictions to illicit substances. Addictions to shoe shopping, bad network television, and karaoke are acceptable.

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I've searched meticulously for any threads in Co-Ed regarding Austin hobbyists foregoing BCD time with established providers in favor of BCD time with strippers, and more importantly, for any thread that indicates that the aforementioned strippers might be causing a decline in anyone's business. I certainly haven't had any personal experience with this phenomenon. In the absence of any publicly available information to back your claim in Co-Ed, I'm prompted to take pause to wonder what information you might have that would lead you to draw that conclusion, and where you might have obtained that information.

But then again, it wouldn't surprise me to learn that someone with a history of leaking Powder Room info to hobbyists might also be hanging around in private areas where providers don't belong. Originally Posted by Natalie Reign

Who said that strippers are at fault for the boards decline? I was merely suggesting that hobbyists don't read co-Ed anymore whereas strip club patrons do.