Things have slowed down ((review specials))

I think you have phone number problem.

I just tried to call the number that I saw you with last week & its not working.

I then texted the number on your showcase & it says its an invalid number so
I called & it was some weird phone messaging system.

I think you need to sort out the issues with your contact info.
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1. Have great TCB skills.
2. Learn to give the best head of any Provider.
3. DFK and IOP are top priorities for all guys.
4. Fuck the guy within an inch of his life.
5. Be dressed to impress and be clean and fresh.
6. No perfume, please. Many of us have SOs.
7. Make the guy comfortable with being with you. Make him think he is special.

Do these things and you won't even have to advertise. Your phone will be blowing up from the repeat customers and the ones they told about you.

My now retired ATF only had a Showcase on P411 and never advertised. I saw her almost every week for 3 or 4 years. She had it all.
200/90/review?
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Kim don't leave yet. I wanna see you. I sent a PM asking about this weekend. Maybe bring your camera???
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There are tons of guys out there that won't see a lady that does half hour appointments Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport
You are so full of shit and just pushing your own little agenda as usual. Why the fuck would some guy think less of whore because she offers half hours? Half hour appointments are not about money, they are about time.

Success/work ethic as a whore and success/ work ethic as guy who can afford whores are diametrically opposed. Success for you is working 4-6 hours a week and spending the rest of the time watch Jerry Springer re-runs and facebooking with the rest of your whore circle. Success for us entails constantly increasing levels of responsibility and working 50-60 hours a week producing something for our society.

As such, when you are actually accomplishing something productive during the day, time becomes one of the most valuable commodities. We look with favor on the providers who understand this and offer this option. The ones who don't like half hours are the whores who hate having to compete for customers against providers who offer them.
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You are so full of shit and just pushing your own little agenda as usual. Why the fuck would some guy think less of whore because she offers half hours? Half hour appointments are not about money, they are about time.

Success/work ethic as a whore and success/ work ethic as guy who can afford whores are diametrically opposed. Success for you is working 4-6 hours a week and spending the rest of the time watch Jerry Springer re-runs and facebooking with the rest of your whore circle. Success for us entails constantly increasing levels of responsibility and working 50-60 hours a week producing something for our society.

As such, when you are actually accomplishing something productive during the day, time becomes one of the most valuable commodities. We look with favor on the providers who understand this and offer this option. The ones who don't like half hours are the whores who hate having to compete for customers against providers who offer them. Originally Posted by citizen44


Im going to have to go with citizen44 on this one..

But Don't know about hidden agenda, so can't speak on that.
You still following me around, cutie?

And that little rant is just one more of the plethora of reasons why you are not my ideal client, and I am not your ideal provider. I don't know why that chaffs you so much, but do try to get over it. You will survive. I don't do things your way because, shocker, you are not my client, would never have been my client, and you don't pay my bills. The way I do things more than pays my bills. When I have to start working harder for less with gents with a crappy attitude like you, I might have use for your advice.

Hell yes I hate the idea of competing for half hour clients. I compete for an hour or more. I maximize my earnings for my efforts. And I do ridiculously well. I get that fact offends you, but I'm sure as hell not going to change it just to satisfy your need to think you're winning. I'm winning. Suck on it.

Now go run to the Men's Lounge and talk trash where the big bad Caroline can't hurt you.
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Half hour appointments are just a way for cheap assholes to pay less and try to stay for an hour...
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you are not my ideal client.......but do try to get over it..........would never have been my client Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport
I know you desperately want to try this play. It's clearly documented though that I dropped you from my TDL once I discovered the butta face doesn't match the tits. This being well before you and I ever started this dance.

The way I do things more than pays my bills......When I have to start working harder for less......And I do ridiculously well.....I'm winning. Suck on it Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport
You're doing well and winning are you? Tell us about how successful your little "Florida" excursion went then. I thought you said you were on to bigger and better things?

Wait, what?........You're back here sucking old fat guy dick to put food on your table? Hot damn, if that doesn't sound like rags to riches success story, I don't know what does. So you suck on it......literally

Hell yes I hate the idea of competing for half hour clients. I compete for an hour or more. Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport
The truth comes out. As you said, Kim is a little cutie and you hate her offering review specials and half hours. Competition is a bitch isn't it. There is no such thing as a half hour clients and hour clients. It's just the same guys who have differing amounts of time each day due to their work schedules. Every provider offering half hour and hour appointments is just that more appealing then your 90 minute money grab.

Now go run to the Men's Lounge and talk trash where the big bad Caroline can't hurt you Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport
No, unlike you, I like to air my dirty laundry in public. You are the one running off to private places where you viciously attack people and clients of this board. If the majority could see what you say, your precious public image would look like swiss cheese. You are a regular Dr. Whore / Ms. Hyde.
@ Fancy Great advice and explanation of the "hobby" cycle from the hobbyists' POV. +++1

@ Carol I agree with most of your advice. But, I must disagree about not offering HHR options. Your opinion, just my guess, maybe coming from, your experience and target market, "higher" end clients/businessmen (CEOs and VPs). I have heard that they think providers with "lower" rates or offering HHR appointments are not at the client's "class". which this is very debatable.

HHR appt. are mostly about time. just as c44 said. i.e. hobbyist only have a short period of time to hobby, so it will not arouse suspicion from the SO. or lunch, dinner break from work. So, I support HHR offerings.

As I am sure allot of providers are aspiring to your level of service and rate. The real difference, imo, is that you probably saved your donations early on and can go a week or a month without seeing a client.i.e. Your bills are taken care of. Many providers that come into the industry for one reason or another, see the fast cash and spend it as fast, on a new car, shoes, purses etc. Thus, do not have the funds to "re-invest" into her biz.

I totally agree with having a website, professional pics and higher end in-calls, allot of providers aren't thinking that far ahead or have major bills/people to take care of. Again, they come into the industry for one reason or another.

@ OP As others have said, the phase of "flavor of the month" has fated. Which, is odd to me that you are slow. The "flavor of the month" phase is the best time to gather your regulars.

IMO, review specials are great. But, only give them to hobbyists that have a track record of reviews. The hobby is basically an impulse item. So, you need to be seen, in ads and reviews. When I read the ads, I'm looking for something specfic. Reading reviews, it could be for a laugh or reading about some great service. If I read about some great service and "see some pics" I am more likely to book. Also, seeing multiple reviews, the chances of me booking becomes greater.

I hope that helps, Good Luck
No, unlike you, I like to air my dirty laundry in public. You are the one running off to private places where you viciously attack people and clients of this board. If the majority could see what you say, your precious public image would look like swiss cheese. You are a regular Dr. Whore / Ms. Hyde. Originally Posted by citizen44
Prove it, or wear the badge of liar. I am happy to handle a bit of disgruntled whining from a sad, lonely, pathetic little man-child, but I will not abide lies against my character. What on earth makes you think you can just start spreading false rumors about me and I won't call you on that BS? Does my success bother you so much that you would just blatantly lie to try to ruin someone? You really are pathetic.
@ Carol I agree with most of your advice. But, I must disagree about not offering HHR options. Your opinion, just my guess, maybe coming from, your experience and target market, "higher" end clients/businessmen (CEOs and VPs). I have heard that they think providers with "lower" rates or offering HHR appointments are not at the client's "class". which this is very debatable.

HHR appt. are mostly about time. just as c44 said. i.e. hobbyist only have a short period of time to hobby, so it will not arouse suspicion from the SO. or lunch, dinner break from work. So, I support HHR offerings.

As I am sure allot of providers are aspiring to your level of service and rate. The real difference, imo, is that you probably saved your donations early on and can go a week or a month without seeing a client.i.e. Your bills are taken care of. Many providers that come into the industry for one reason or another, see the fast cash and spend it as fast, on a new car, shoes, purses etc. Thus, do not have the funds to "re-invest" into her biz. Originally Posted by Jon Bon
I don't disagree with your assessment at all. The half hour bit was meant to be tied with the option of re-marketing herself as higher dollar. I'm certainly not suggesting that NO ONE offer half hour appointments. They just don't go with the HDH business model very well.

And thank you for the compliments.
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They just don't go with the HDH business model very well. Originally Posted by CarolineDavenport
When the average hourly rate is now like 350/hr, and I see three new 500-800/hr providers show up on p411 every day, your 400/hr doesn't really fall into high class escort category. Face it Ms. Hyde, not only did you end up a hooker, you're not even one of the good ones.
Maybe the OP isn't a good fuck ... cute, but you can't fuck ... no repeat. Just becasue a woman is attractive, don't mean she knows how to fuck.
Bullets of thoughts in no particular order:

-- I thought HH was for tards that could get off only once in a reasonable or affordable time. I've never scheduled an HH. I scheduled 20 minute sessions in Amsterdam, but I hit four in a row lmfao. All for 200 total.

-- I have to hand it to c44. He actually reads that CD bullshit. I'd probably come up with some rib busters also,...if I read it. In the past, I've appreciated many of her posts. But I've heard about her whore/hyde from several credible sources.

-- CD has a mandle so she can read c44's posts in the mens room

-- Florida didn't work out so well for her

-- What ever happened to her "booker" or "screener" or whatever whoever it was

-- I wouldn't fuck her

-- gnight mitches