Ode to Lauren

red rover red rover tell lauren to bend over

Just a reminder to all of you Lauren said....

Awww. Dorian. You know I'd totally fuck you.
As long as you don't tell anybody . . . Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

Then no less than a month later....

I love you, Dorian Gray. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

He loves you so much, he just copied and pasted shit from this site.

http://www.short-love-poem.com/romantic.html

5th on the right. He left out the word 'boo'

Lauren is pretty hot, so his vision is in check, just not his prose. Originally Posted by Space Cowboy

Really!?! Ha, ok.

When your image struck mine eyes
My dick doth say "I'd hit that"
Your beauty is simple - like fire
My dick doth say "Two shots please"

To me thou art a special one
Now the sun emits a brighter ray
When thou break'est through the clouds
Mine eyes doth see'th fine boobies

Thou art a beauty of the mind
"Alas no dumb bunny" I doth say
Thy voice that trickles - Makes me upright
Thou art a morsel I doth lust after

"& now" quoth I "what to do?"
My thoughts hath been of thee
But now me thincks "Not sure if I should repeat"
But, alas, now the answer lies with thee

If t'were asked, then best to asked quickly
I'm short the full funds today
I fear to ask what thou must thinck
I bid thee answer Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Until he erased it. Not quite the scholar I expected. Oh well, maybe JARVIS is slacking off.

Lol... Who cares? Obviously DG is not making these up originally... This thread is just entertaining silliness... But by oooweee, the amount of time some of you have to search, copy, paste, gif, YouTube, etc, is pretty ridiculous... Ijs...

There once was a hooker from Houston....



That's all I've got so far.
I can't find a synonym for pussy that rhymes with Houston...

THE Lauren Mayfair
Wields a gilded pussy whip
Waxing poetic


Had to throw in my own Haiku (an original, btw! Lol…)

Lol... Who cares? Originally Posted by Readytolearn

Hopefully the Batwhore I'm trying to swoon.... duh

Obviously DG is not making these up originally... This thread is just entertaining silliness... Originally Posted by Readytolearn

Why would I go through the trouble of making an original poetic work on a SHMB?
:shrug:
I wouldn't make an original work for a civilian.

But by oooweee, the amount of time some of you have to search, copy, paste, gif, YouTube, etc, is pretty ridiculous... Ijs... Originally Posted by Readytolearn

You would be amazed at how fast the whole process is actually. I thing 90% of the shits I take are consume more time

I thing 90% of the shits I take are consume more time Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Next time, try leaving the shit instead of taking it. It'll save you some time.

The poem pretty much says he doesn't have the funds but would hope the poem would make up for the shortfall and at the same time creating some hype about you.
Guessing that he'll attain his goal. Originally Posted by Slitlikr

Lol. Nope. Straight cash, homie.

Well, it got made into a picture show you two crazy kids might find ... interesting... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_in_Fur_%28film%29

Then tell us if it fits, please. Originally Posted by Don T. Lukbak

I'll put it in my NetFlix queue.

DG...

Have you checked under your car seat for loose change?

I do... I have a pile growing er' day...

3 more months... I am back in again... Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

Don't roll them next time. Make it hail, trick.

red rover red rover tell lauren to bend over Originally Posted by dearhunter

I think this game is what made me so popular back in junior high.

Just a reminder to all of you Lauren said.... Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

You having such a good memory is going to be bad for our relationship.

There once was a hooker from Houston... Originally Posted by boardman

Who's cooch/face/ass was frequently Juiced On...


Feel free to modify to fit your needs!
lol

I know I'm new here so the question maybe I am being obtuse.
Is it normal for there for there to be open discussion of love, marriage, confessions of affection, and the like between escorts and their clients?
If this is just part of the whole IOP thing brought up in another thread, then no wonder so many of these gentlemen end up getting divorced or going bankrupt.

Waste of bandwidth. ..

Lauren is his latest bitch
The one who makes his pecker twitch
While he displays a lack of class
I'm sure he has money to get some ass

Is it normal for there for there to be open discussion of love, marriage, confessions of affection, and the like between escorts and their clients? Originally Posted by LuckOfTheOrient

No.

I know babe, and that's why I love you. Originally Posted by Wakeup