You Know That You've Been In The Hobby/Biz Too Long

There's a construction outfit around here that has this trailer...

so when I see that trailer with the big MFM painted on the side of it.

When you try and book a session with your wife

When you forget and try to snowball with your wife....and you get that WTF are you doing look.

-angusranch THATS FUNNY!!


- When you can remember the old days of advertising in the GC and A&E adult papers & there was no such thing as Screening.

- When you feel like you got jipped, after an overnight date leaves....because it was a civie date! (and I put in WORK too - WTF!!) ...I'm done doing CHARITY WORK dammit, lol!

- When you know the valet guys at all of the Omni Hotels, and they just park your car up front without asking.

- When you sleep with a civie guy and he accuses you of being a Porn Star! Who me???? lol

- When condoms are ALWAYS included on your grocery lists, right underneath laundry soap, dog food, etc.

- When you can't remember some of your Provider friends REAL NAMES!!

- When your Lingerie closet has more outfits in it than your regular clothes!!

- When the people at the Sex Shops know you by name and know your preferences in toys, lingerie, and lubes!

XOXO
ItalianaPrincess

Geez, I can so relate to so many of those you just posted.

-angusranch THATS FUNNY!!


- When you can remember the old days of advertising in the GC and A&E adult papers & there was no such thing as Screening.

- When you feel like you got jipped, after an overnight date leaves....because it was a civie date! (and I put in WORK too - WTF!!) ...I'm done doing CHARITY WORK dammit, lol!

- When you know the valet guys at all of the Omni Hotels, and they just park your car up front without asking.

- When you sleep with a civie guy and he accuses you of being a Porn Star! Who me???? lol

- When condoms are ALWAYS included on your grocery lists, right underneath laundry soap, dog food, etc.

- When you can't remember some of your Provider friends REAL NAMES!!

- When your Lingerie closet has more outfits in it than your regular clothes!!

- When the people at the Sex Shops know you by name and know your preferences in toys, lingerie, and lubes!

XOXO
ItalianaPrincess
Originally Posted by ItalianaPrincess

True story.........I told my secretary to "CALL HIM BACK....ASPD!!!"

You know you"re in the hobby too long when every girl you see on the street, you mentally rate what their 1 hour fee would be if they provided.
"she's a $$ girl". "that's a $$$ ass"

you know you've been in the biz too long when you know which kind of condom you'd use the first time laying eyes on them.. with clothes on

A buddy asked his wife, "You want it on your face or on your tits?"
She told him, "Inside me like always...Where the FUCK did THAT come from?"

He said it kinda ruined the mood!

when...the person sitting next to you orders a "dirty Greek martini" and you wonder how THAT is something they want to put in their mouth?!

When you're in a checkout line in almost ANY DAMN store and you see a Reese's peanut butter cup and you think of.. Well, you know...

You Know That You've Been In The Hobby/Biz Too Long...

when you do a double take every time you pass by a hair/nail salon that offers "facials"!

whenever your BCD with a civillian and you go get a warm wash cloth and start to clean him up when your done.

When you refused to leave the house unless your panties and bra match and you have a xtra set hidden in trunk.

When you are shopping and you refuse to buy panties unless it has a matching bra and visa versa.

When you are at Walmart and you buy more than 1 box of condoms in large quanity and additional sizes for ex: reg, large and x-tra large.

when u drive around town and realize you've had sex in every single hotel you pass by on the street.

When you're in a checkout line in almost ANY DAMN store and you see a Reese's peanut butter cup and you think of.. Well, you know... Originally Posted by mtabsw

When talking about restaurants, your buddy says, "I've never tried Greek." and you're thinkin' TMI, DUDE!!!