wow chuck of chocolate did you say 20???? Lol
Man, get you a Booty List. Set it up on your ECCIE Buddy List. Fill it up with names. I have about 20 on mine. Somebody on that list got to be available.
Originally Posted by johnniewalkerblack
It's Her LOSS Babe
I'm not bitching about anything, I just think this day was odd. I was not planning to do anything, but an idle mind, you know. I figured Tuesday, rainy, bound to be slow. I have something set up for tomorrow, but too late to ask her to change days. Decided why not, and sent a PM.
#1: "Sure, babe", then silence. I know she went back to sleep.
#2: No response after a couple of hours.
#3: same as #2
#4: I did not expect her to be available, but she responded.
#5: New, never once had a special, so I try. Great, scheduled, hit the shower. When I get out, she has cancelled the arranged time. Nice enough, but I was ready.
#6: Crickets on my PM.
Times must be good for the ladies, or could it be my breath?
Originally Posted by Sadsack
Okay boys, I feel much better now.
ASSEMBLE A RELIABLE PUSSY POSSEE
GET A POCKET PUSSY, OR WHATEVER ITS CALLED
MASTURBATE TO CLEAR THE HEAD
MASTURBATE TO CLEAR THE OTHER HEAD
IF YOU DON'T LINE UP SOMETHING ON THE SECOND ATTEMPT, GIVE UP AND SPANK
BUY THE FIRST GENERATION SEX ROBOT
I CHOSE WISELY MY HANDLE NAME
Thanks for your support.
Originally Posted by Sadsack