Taylor - There is something very wrong with you.

I'm not as think as you dumb I am.

There were way too many chickens crossing the road yesterday when I saw a cockfight thru a glorious hole. Damn, I love scooby snax! Hey, did you see the shitter on that critter Billy Bob?

Speaking of food... you'd be surprised at how many people stare at your strangely when you say the phrase "Glory Hole" at little too loudly in a restaurant. Originally Posted by Natalie Reign

Doesn't that have something to do with glass blowing?

Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helpin' 'em move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck.

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here.

Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know because, what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. "Look what I got motherfucker! This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick something up!"

I just bought a 2-bedroom house, but I think I get to decide how many bedrooms there are, don't you? "Fuck you, real estate lady! This bedroom has an oven in it! This bedroom's got a lot of people sitting around watching TV. This bedroom's over in that guy's house! Sir, you have one of my bedrooms, are you aware? Don't decorate it!"

I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.

If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink. But if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a fucking non-alcoholic. Non-alcoholism is a problem too. And there are symptoms, like when you fall down, does it always hurt?

They say Flintstone's vitamins are chewable. All vitamins are chewable, it's just that they taste shitty. I'm glad they made Flintstone's vitamins because I used to watch The Flintstones and go, "Man I bet you if I ate that dude, I would be healthy."

I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread. Ducks love bread, but they can't buy any. That's gotta be the biggest practical joke from God. If I worked at a store and a duck came in I would like just give him some bread -- "sure man no problem -- tell your friends" -- but I would not give him Pepperidge Farm bread... you know that stuff, right? You open it and it still ain't open. That is why I do not buy it. Cause I do not need another step, between ME and toast.

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

...The problem with being an escort and having a boyfriend is that the boyfriend always gets in the way of you making money.


God, it sucks to smell like sex all the time... Originally Posted by Natalie Reign

the problem with dating an escort...is they always smell like the balls of thier last clinet, lol

The eavesdropper probably wondered if glory holes came with the buffet.

Please lets stay on topic now, shall we? Originally Posted by TaylorMaiden29

or they just didnt know it was on the 'menu'

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here.

Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know because, what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. "Look what I got motherfucker! This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick something up!"

I just bought a 2-bedroom house, but I think I get to decide how many bedrooms there are, don't you? "Fuck you, real estate lady! This bedroom has an oven in it! This bedroom's got a lot of people sitting around watching TV. This bedroom's over in that guy's house! Sir, you have one of my bedrooms, are you aware? Don't decorate it!"

I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.

If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink. But if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a fucking non-alcoholic. Non-alcoholism is a problem too. And there are symptoms, like when you fall down, does it always hurt?

They say Flintstone's vitamins are chewable. All vitamins are chewable, it's just that they taste shitty. I'm glad they made Flintstone's vitamins because I used to watch The Flintstones and go, "Man I bet you if I ate that dude, I would be healthy."

I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread. Ducks love bread, but they can't buy any. That's gotta be the biggest practical joke from God. If I worked at a store and a duck came in I would like just give him some bread -- "sure man no problem -- tell your friends" -- but I would not give him Pepperidge Farm bread... you know that stuff, right? You open it and it still ain't open. That is why I do not buy it. Cause I do not need another step, between ME and toast.

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. Originally Posted by Vyt

You're funny dude! You made my day.

Cannibals do not eat clowns; they taste funny.

If he was raised by apes and was never shown how to shave, why does Tarzan not have a beard?

If an Eskimo sits on the ice too long will they get polaroids?

LMAO, I love this thread!

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers then how many pickled peckers does Peter really have.... Should he go to Walmart to find out??? lol

the chicken in the glory hole ate the salsa....

I know; because I looked at the full moon, and the moon looked back at me........

I am very confused.......

Do I park on the driveway or drive on the parkway? Originally Posted by runswithscissors

That was funny the first time, in Post #28.......

2 men walk into a bar.....the 3rd one ducks!