hoe into a housewife

Men are whiny nags too.....Yeah I'm divorced. I make a lovely x wife

Exactly "ex" wives! #justsayin

Interesting no ones answered this question!

Housewife duties are more than cooking and cleaning, it's the entire package. It's being a team with your partner. It's putting your personal needs to the side and finding a way to compromise and making smart decisions. It's learning to not nag your man every time he walks in the house. It's learning to play your role by being successful at whatever it is you do, but still acknowledge that your husband is the man of the house. Originally Posted by Jasminekitt

She has it down pretty close. Don't forget fuck your man 5 days a week if you don't want him to be on eccie looking at all the ugly hookers.

Interesting no ones answered this question! Originally Posted by bestoralntexas

Oh Sofia of course for me.

Escort, Provider, Whore, Hooker, Hoe. So, what's the difference. They all fuck for money.

Hobbyist, Mark, Trick, John. Any difference there? We all pay for sex.
Originally Posted by Jackie S

You are forgetting the most expensive one of all, Husband, he pays the MOST for sex! haha

gee. ya know.. I don't think I ever had a fear of commitment until i joined the Houston hobby forums

some of us are housewifes before we're hoes

but the hoe side took possession.

will commence housewife program when we find a man who isn't a complete idiot.

for now, hoe program is still running.

A hoe/wife?
They are the same thing. The only difference is the terms of the lease, payout schedule, and penalty for early termination.

1 provider you've been with. Who would it be? Originally Posted by cbmane

cbmane, to answer your Q, I FOUND her BUT just too late (due to my circs) but she is just the complete package for me:
(if it's not obvious who I'm talking about then...)

Perfect age (when I hit 90, she'll be in her 40s and in her sexual prime, wearing my ass out yet taking care of me too!)

Sexy and cool!
Beautiful (Doesn't need make-up nor expensive clothes to look exotic-all natural beauty)
Experienced Sexually (The old criticism of providers having had so many encounters doesn't bode well with me. Hell who am I to judge or criticize)
You'll know her when you find her (FOUND)

So, to answer your Q, if the circs were there, she would be the one handsdown.
(Problem with this is framed as if we have the choice). Whomever you select does NOT mean they have any semblance of the same feelings towards you. Remember, she chooses YOU, not the other way around

Damn....

Jesus Mijo...take a step back dude...if I were her, I'd be dropping you as an obsessed stalker right this minute...

hoe into a housewife?

Sounds like a recipe for a disaster to me. Kinda of like trying to turn a hobbyist into a husband.

Jesus Mijo...take a step back dude...if I were her, I'd be dropping you as an obsessed stalker right this minute... Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Aw come on WU everybody needs a stalker or two.

I was twice a wife before I was a ho...ok so I was a slut, but whatever! I just got tired of fking for free!

She has it down pretty close. Don't forget fuck your man 5 days a week if you don't want him to be on eccie looking at all the ugly hookers.



Oh Sofia of course for me. Originally Posted by Jack Flash

Is this some internet version of that show Punked ?! Next Ashton Kutchners avatar will appear right?

what if your soulmate is a provider