Is any thread truly off topic if Tara is in it?

Gotta love those rangers.

Do I detect a little back woods, redneck coming out in you? Perhaps you should stay in Dallas a minute to regroup! Yehaw! Originally Posted by Kendall4U

I am in touch with my inner-hillbilly. He is a tall, stout fellow who often ponders the question of whether a tree in a forest makes any sound if it falls when he's not there, but then he realizes the question is moot in terms of actual application to himself since he's always surrounded by trees (because he lives in the hills, duh). So then he goes and shoots something and makes cobbler out of it. I just hope he doesn't shoot a pickle, 'cause I like pickles.

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Next!

OK, now I figured out who Tara is.

And now I have fiqured out who Tiger Woods is.

I am still trying to figure who Elysa Scott is ...


I teach taintlogy and taintra to the untainted. During the course the taint handling and tainted activities are covered, this would include the location of taint.

And now I have fiqured out who Tiger Woods is. Originally Posted by Tara Evans

It took you long enough.

Me thincks, with an untainted (those were for you pyramider), clear mind, that all we need now is a 1,000+ word post from misspriss about how some past occurrence in her pitiful life, up to this point, is related to another threAd (excellent work JL, btw I am stuffing the ballot box as we speak that you are 100% a WK, and like the folks in Gay Pride parades, wear your colors proudly. You go boy, stand up for what you believe in.) about the OP (pay close attention to how I cleverly left out writing her name) and we, myself included, will have (oh will this thought or sentence ever end? Can you imagine what a congressional filibuster must be like? Wow, P-A-I-N-F-U-L) achieved absolutely NOTHING except that I am now craving pickles and wondering what it would be like to rub one against Kendall's taint !!

I feel so dirty and guilty to have confessed this (Hi, my name is ManSlut and I have a problem...), but mostly for having bumped another useless threAd and participated in another marketing ploy.

This attempt at Humor and Marketing Technique Education was brought to you by, The Passionate ManSlut

Me thincks, with an untainted (those were for you pyramider), clear mind, that all we need now is a 1,000+ word post from misspriss about how some past occurrence in her pitiful life, up to this point, is related to another threAd (excellent work JL, btw I am stuffing the ballot box as we speak that you are 100% a WK, and like the folks in Gay Pride parades, wear your colors proudly. You go boy, stand up for what you believe in.) about the OP (pay close attention to how I cleverly left out writing her name) and we, myself included, will have (oh will this thought or sentence ever end? Can you imagine what a congressional filibuster must be like? Wow, P-A-I-N-F-U-L) achieved absolutely NOTHING except that I am now craving pickles and wondering what it would be like to rub one against Kendall's taint !!

I feel so dirty and guilty to have confessed this (Hi, my name is ManSlut and I have a problem...), but mostly for having bumped another useless threAd and participated in another marketing ploy.

This attempt at Humor and Marketing Technique Education was brought to you by, The Passionate ManSlut Originally Posted by ManSlut

I think talking about MIssPriss having a pitiful life is a little harsh. I for one like her story about how she regrets leaving her ex-husband, who was boring but honest and dependable.
As for me being a white knight, I don't think I am. As I said before, I am more of a social commentator. However, I don't feel like people should be constantly attacked by jealous losers, either - so I do speak up from time to time. In Tara's case, she has always been extremely nice to me, and she is very pretty, so I've never understood why she gets attacked for having the temerity to defend herself when some asshole disrespects her.

In Tara's case, she has always been extremely nice to me, and she is very pretty, so I've never understood why she gets attacked for having the temerity to defend herself when some asshole disrespects her. Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer

+1

At one time, I was one of those assholes. It took a nice little PM from Tara simply asking me why I was mean to her. I thought for a moment and I really didn't have a good reason, actually I had no reason at all. I apologized to her and told her I was just being a jerk.

I would bet that if some of the others sat back and thought about their actions, they would come to the same conclusion about themselves.

I think talking about MIssPriss having a pitiful life is a little harsh. I for one like her story about how she regrets leaving her ex-husband, who was boring but honest and dependable.
As for me being a white knight, I don't think I am. As I said before, I am more of a social commentator. However, I don't feel like people should be constantly attacked by jealous losers, either - so I do speak up from time to time. In Tara's case, she has always been extremely nice to me, and she is very pretty, so I've never understood why she gets attacked for having the temerity to defend herself when some asshole disrespects her. Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer

+1

At one time, I was one of those assholes. It took a nice little PM from Tara simply asking me why I was mean to her. I thought for a moment and I really didn't have a good reason, actually I had no reason at all. I apologized to her and told her I was just being a jerk.

I would bet that if some of the others sat back and thought about their actions, they would come to the same conclusion about themselves. Originally Posted by Tiger Woods

JL and Tiger, I am a big believer in stand up for whoever or whatever you believe in and always be able to back up the reasons why...I stand completely neutral about her because I have no personal history with her. I compiled an extensive research into 'Her' and came up with some interesting facts. I debated what to do with this info and decided to do nothing. The only real interesting thing is the use of a Male Handle, from my perspective...She has never been offensive to me and I have no bone to pick with her so I buried it...From my research it is all mainly Marketing Ploys from her end and brings entertainment value to the board. To me, all the silly, shallow commentary reeks of immaturity and a Potential headcase and is what keeps the negativity against her from losing the silly war. If she laughs all the way to the bank, so be it, I think every Hooker laughs all the way to the bank at us chumps. I just prefer the one's that do it in private, it just seems classier.

That being said JL, I value your's and anyone else's opinions on this board. They are intelligent, articulate and opinionated, the way any viewpoint should be. For me, sometimes indifference is a good stance, too...Just stay away from the Gay Pride parades. I know, I know, females love them (the shit I put myself thru to get non-hookers into bed with me), "oh they're so fun", but stay away from em.

I hope ManSlut didn't offend either of you dudes. Sometimes I am like a good Labrador pup, when I get bored I like to chew shit up, so pay attention to how I sign off a post on how serious to take my commentary.

I'll send you a PM JL about your opening rebuttal statement, it may open your eyes some.

The Passionate ManSlut - Gatekeeper for the Truth and Labrador Trainer to the Stars

Gentlemen, Gentlemen, Gentlemen... Lets have a great Monday. Rangers won. Its going too be a good day.

JL and Tiger, I am a big believer in stand up for whoever or whatever you believe in and always be able to back up the reasons why...I stand completely neutral about her because I have no personal history with her. I compiled an extensive research into 'Her' and came up with some interesting facts. I debated what to do with this info and decided to do nothing. The only real interesting thing is the use of a Male Handle, from my perspective...She has never been offensive to me and I have no bone to pick with her so I buried it...From my research it is all mainly Marketing Ploys from her end and brings entertainment value to the board. To me, all the silly, shallow commentary reeks of immaturity and a Potential headcase and is what keeps the negativity against her from losing the silly war. If she laughs all the way to the bank, so be it, I think every Hooker laughs all the way to the bank at us chumps. I just prefer the one's that do it in private, it just seems classier.

That being said JL, I value your's and anyone else's opinions on this board. They are intelligent, articulate and opinionated, the way any viewpoint should be. For me, sometimes indifference is a good stance, too...Just stay away from the Gay Pride parades. I know, I know, females love them (the shit I put myself thru to get non-hookers into bed with me), "oh they're so fun", but stay away from em.

I hope ManSlut didn't offend either of you dudes. Sometimes I am like a good Labrador pup, when I get bored I like to chew shit up, so pay attention to how I sign off a post on how serious to take my commentary.

I'll send you a PM JL about your opening rebuttal statement, it may open your eyes some.

The Passionate ManSlut - Gatekeeper for the Truth and Labrador Trainer to the Stars Originally Posted by ManSlut

No, I'm not offended - thanks for the explanation. Send me that PM and let's all have a great day.
Pretty good analogy on the bored Lab - I have one that acts out sometimes, too - and I believe it influences me, also.

She is a sick person.