WHY IS THIS BOARD SOOOOO DEAD LATELY FOR FUN??

I ran a college TV studio for work while in college. Well one sat night our female news anchor calls me and tells me she want to take some head shots for the next broadcast. I am dam ony day off crap but I go down there and she meets me at the door. She tells me to go straight to the control rooms and get the tapes ready. So I am irritated as hell and go get everything ready. I can't see into the studio itself because the blinders have been pulled for broadcast. Well she comes in and tells me to start taping, so I hit the record buttons and the monitors light up to this dude sitting at the news desk naked and playing with himself. I am like WTF. I go to hit the kill switch and she grabs my hand and tells me she will blow me if I let it record till he leaves. Of course the little head says oh hell yes mam. So we are sitting there, she is giving me an awesome bbj and both giggling and.laughing at the dude still just sitting there pulling his pud. Turns out he was going around telling folks he was banging her and she decided to get revenge by telling him she was going to fuck his brains out, to go get naked and wait for her. Lol. So she finishes me up. Takes the tape and leaves. So I have to walk I'm and tell this dude the gig is up. He was so angry but being big as I am he just.glares at me gets dressed and leaves. She told me years later she threatened to send the tape his mother if he kept running his mouth.

Thanks for starting this thread M.M. It seems to be where all the NOLA Coed action is at. I don't have an absurdly funny date story. But it's fun reading everyone else's.

Okay last funny story from me. My ex wife was a Michael Jackson fan so I decided to be a smart ass about and made this little Michael Jackson costume that fit over my johnson. Had a little fro and even had a little glittered covered glove on a little hand. So I am laying there in bed fully erect when she walks in drinking a glass of wine. I have Beat It playing on the cd. She takes one look at this little Jackson wobbling around to the music and start coughing wine up through her nose. She is laughing so hard she pissed herself. Lol she would not stop laughing for the rest of the night. And little Michael Jackson well he got finally got laid.

See, not so bad interacting with others telling funny stories, and laughing.. We just need more laughter here in NOLA and less drama... Although it is a hot Summer already, we just need to laugh..
Much fun you guys are...
Now AL, about that book??
M.M.

Perfect title MM. Married to Unwilling: The true adventures of Al Bundy, Backpage Warrior.

Melissa, you are a doll for starting a good thread like this. When I find time I'll share about my english professor hiring me to do some work at her house and swore her husband was off-shore, or about the married nsa femme fetalle I met on Plenty of Fish who passed out on xanex, in my house! Or how I earned the handle, Marshpirate. Or the fucking the police sergeant on the hood of her patrol car, while her husband was on duty.

WHERE DID ALL THE FUN PEOPLE GO?? THE BOARD USED TO HAVE JUST ENOUGH CHARACTERS TO KEEP ME LAUGHING MOST OF THE DAY....

NOW DEAD!!
WHAT IS UP WITH THAT??

M.M. Originally Posted by Melissa Madyson

It might have to do with the stings up north, turned the board into a ghost town. Thank you for starting the thread, M.M. had some good laughs.

WHERE DID ALL THE FUN PEOPLE GO?? THE BOARD USED TO HAVE JUST ENOUGH CHARACTERS TO KEEP ME LAUGHING MOST OF THE DAY....

NOW DEAD!!
WHAT IS UP WITH THAT??

M.M. Originally Posted by Melissa Madyson

The lack of taint photos is what's wrong. Taint unifies ...

I couldn't agree more! We need more fun, more SEX, less drama, MORE SEX, and WAY MORE FUN and a HELLUVA LOT MORE SEX.

Did I mention SEX? Originally Posted by Nicolet

She still dreams of my 1.3": of dangling death. Fantasies keep her going ...

When first Starting to play, I was dealing with BP. 1st meeting ever worried as all hell. Contacted and set up appointment. When knocked I hear a dog barking girl opens the door. Not the girl in pic. Still not bad looking (still fuckable) so we sit and talk a min. Dog growing at me. She says he all bark no bite (Medium size dog).
We start going at it FF, mish,doggie. Dog still growing moving around the room. At this point she's on the edge of bed, I'm standing pounding away. She's getting louder
The dog comes and Bite's my leg. With leg bleeding now girl jumps up and apologize's. Put dog in closet. She does tend to help with cleaning and patching up my leg. She actually had some bandaids in her purse. After we get back to business and Laughed after. Dog was still growing in the closet.

I ran a college TV studio for work while in college. Well one sat night our female news anchor calls me and tells me she want to take some head shots for the next broadcast. I am dam ony day off crap but I go down there and she meets me at the door. She tells me to go straight to the control rooms and get the tapes ready. So I am irritated as hell and go get everything ready. I can't see into the studio itself because the blinders have been pulled for broadcast. Well she comes in and tells me to start taping, so I hit the record buttons and the monitors light up to this dude sitting at the news desk naked and playing with himself. I am like WTF. I go to hit the kill switch and she grabs my hand and tells me she will blow me if I let it record till he leaves. Of course the little head says oh hell yes mam. So we are sitting there, she is giving me an awesome bbj and both giggling and.laughing at the dude still just sitting there pulling his pud. Turns out he was going around telling folks he was banging her and she decided to get revenge by telling him she was going to fuck his brains out, to go get naked and wait for her. Lol. So she finishes me up. Takes the tape and leaves. So I have to walk I'm and tell this dude the gig is up. He was so angry but being big as I am he just.glares at me gets dressed and leaves. She told me years later she threatened to send the tape his mother if he kept running his mouth. Originally Posted by OldGent

I am sad to say that the "getting blown by a co-worker" thing has never happened to me. Sigh... So, did she spit or did she swallow like a good girl?

When first Starting to play, I was dealing with BP. 1st meeting ever worried as all hell. Contacted and set up appointment. When knocked I hear a dog barking girl opens the door. Not the girl in pic. Still not bad looking (still fuckable) so we sit and talk a min. Dog growing at me. She says he all bark no bite (Medium size dog).
We start going at it FF, mish,doggie. Dog still growing moving around the room. At this point she's on the edge of bed, I'm standing pounding away. She's getting louder
The dog comes and Bite's my leg. With leg bleeding now girl jumps up and apologize's. Put dog in closet. She does tend to help with cleaning and patching up my leg. She actually had some bandaids in her purse. After we get back to business and Laughed after. Dog was still growing in the closet. Originally Posted by cameltoe101

I fucking hate when dogs are in the hotel room, man. Luckily, I've never been bitten. Besides the dog pissing on my underwear thing (it was a Chihuahua by the way) one time with Gianna Bellisa she had 4 pit bulls in the room. They were friendly, but the fucking stench, man. FUCK!!! They didn't mess with us, thankfully. Only time I've had any issue with Gianna though. She's as steady as they come.

Swallow and many times after. We dated for some time afterwards. We had been flirting for awhile before that. She was my boss's daughter. Lol. Twenty something years later she is still hot but married.

Okay last funny story from me. My ex wife was a Michael Jackson fan so I decided to be a smart ass about and made this little Michael Jackson costume that fit over my johnson. Had a little fro and even had a little glittered covered glove on a little hand. So I am laying there in bed fully erect when she walks in drinking a glass of wine. I have Beat It playing on the cd. She takes one look at this little Jackson wobbling around to the music and start coughing wine up through her nose. She is laughing so hard she pissed herself. Lol she would not stop laughing for the rest of the night. And little Michael Jackson well he got finally got laid. Originally Posted by OldGent

I'll have to try this. But my wife is a Josh Groban fan. Maybe I can make my dick look like a pussy and then she'll fuck me.

I am laughing my ass off at all of you guys... YES this thread was meant to try and bring back some of the old board members who ran off for what ever reason. Perhaps it was the AM scare or other reasons...
I for 1 want them BACK!! I want and miss the variety of topics in CO-ED and other spots. I miss the kidding around with each other and YES even the occasional cat fights...

OLD BOARD MEMBERS PLEASE COME BACK...WE HERE IN NOLA MISS YOU!!
M.M.

I'm always up for laughs and good fun!

This isn't ab dating stuff, but other random stuff.
In LAfayette, we've been hvn work boots, tennis shoes, flip flops, and textbooks all over the streets. Anyone in my area notice this? Why ppl be throwin' one shoe out like that?!

What weird funny stuff is going on in NOLA, MM?!