Whos Married or has a live in S/O?

Civvies fuck you crazy, hookers fuck you sane. Just know when to stop... and try not to fuck any obviously crazy hookers along the way.

Insert The More You Know gif, etc. etc. Originally Posted by JennsLolli

Thanks Jenn. I've been fortunate to meet some awesome ladies in this world, who have really been great to me.

I have met one or two crazys lol, but more often then not just amazing ladies.

Additionally, I promised the first lady I met in this world, that I would stop when I found "the one". I plan on keeping my promise.

Additionally, I promised the first lady I met in this world, that I would stop when I found "the one". I plan on keeping my promise. Originally Posted by RodTidweLL

You: Baby, I knew I loved you from the moment I started feeling guilty the moment after I got off with hookers. Once I couldn't even get off because I missed you so. Do you realize how precious you are to me? Do you know how many dollars 300 are?
Her: Wait...what?

Think about it long and hard Rod...its hard to find a Civvie girl who will bend her head off the side of the bed and take your Cawk down her throat while your balls are bouncing laughingly off of her forehead...Don't make this decision lightly.

You don't need an excuse don't worry I won't tell u spent 37.50 , your frequent flier miles, and your doubletree points on me. Bitches be jealous. Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

I was thinkin' Southwest Airlines & Motel 6...(afterall they left the light on for me).

But those DoubleTree Chocolate Chip Cookies...damn.

You: Baby, I knew I loved you from the moment I started feeling guilty the moment after I got off with hookers. Once I couldn't even get off because I missed you so. Do you realize how precious you are to me? Do you know how many dollars 300 are?
Her: Wait...what? Originally Posted by JennsLolli

Lol, I do not feel guilty about seeing escorts. I have treated every lady I've met with respect and have made some friendships, I keep in contact with a retired lady now.

If I were a jerk or felt I somehow mistreated women, then I probably would feel guilty. Instead I have made sure that every lady knew I appreciated them sharing their time with me.

I was thinkin' Southwest Airlines & Motel 6...(afterall they left the light on for me).

But those DoubleTree Chocolate Chip Cookies...damn. Originally Posted by Toyz

You know, you make alot of posts, that require knowledge of a previous thread/conversation.

It makes it hard to follow some of your posts

You know, you make alot of posts, that require knowledge of a previous thread/conversation.

It makes it hard to follow some of your posts Originally Posted by RodTidweLL

Rod, Mr Peabody made a statement last night that I thought was sooo true of my posts...and my "play pattern" for eccie.

He said, and I'm paraphrasing "I think Toyz needs 3 musics...The theme from Jaws, the music from Monty Python & the Jeopary theme" It struck me as funny, then actually pretty spot on. I'm either

1). Fucking with everyone and trying to have some fun...(Monty Python)
2). Setting someone up or playing off an older joke (Jeopardy)
3). Going in for the kill cause there is blood in the water (time to a kill)

This one would be the jeopardy theme 'cause it takes a minute for it to sink in...I was just riffinf off of Nikkis suggestion that I would use travel miles/points to visit California...I played off my "cheap bastards" theme and went with Motel 6 and a cheapo airline instead...but mentioned the DoubleTrees famous chocolate chip cookies as a reason to stay there instead.

There...that's about it...

Rod, Mr Peabody made a statement last night that I thought was sooo true of my posts...and my "play pattern" for eccie.

He said, and I'm paraphrasing "I think Toyz needs 3 musics...The theme from Jaws, the music from Monty Python & the Jeopary theme" It struck me as funny, then actually pretty spot on. I'm either

1). Fucking with everyone and trying to have some fun...(Monty Python)
2). Setting someone up or playing off an older joke (Jeopardy)
3). Going in for the kill cause there is blood in the water (time to a kill)

This one would be the jeopardy theme 'cause it takes a minute for it to sink in...I was just riffinf off of Nikkis suggestion that I would use travel miles/points to visit California...I played off my "cheap bastards" theme and went with Motel 6 and a cheapo airline instead...but mentioned the DoubleTrees famous chocolate chip cookies as a reason to stay there instead.

There...that's about it... Originally Posted by Toyz

Oh and I'm not giving you a hard time about it, just letting you know.

Although, the site I came from they would eat you alive if you played with them (would love to see how that would play out). That's why I'm hiding out here. Lol.

Oh and I'm not giving you a hard time about it, just letting you know.

Although, the site I came from they would eat you alive if you played with them (would love to see how that would play out). That's why I'm hiding out here. Lol. Originally Posted by RodTidweLL

Oh please show me the way...I actually take it easy on some here that think I am trying to bury them (believe it or not)...where is the real fun at?

One of my favorite boards is national in stature and the battles are cold, mean and unrelenting...I love it there!

I'm intrigued and challenged...where is this new verbal playground thou speaketh of?

I was thinkin' Southwest Airlines & Motel 6...(afterall they left the light on for me).

But those DoubleTree Chocolate Chip Cookies...damn. Originally Posted by Toyz

LOL fuck you might as well offer a cardboard box on Ashbury!

If u think the cookies are good u should try the cookie pancakes.

Rod- sorry for luring toyz into an inside joke tangent. I don't look like kesha but I'll totally "glitter" you kesha style.

Oh please show me the way...I actually take it easy on some here that think I am trying to bury them (believe it or not)...where is the real fun at?

One of my favorite boards is national in stature and the battles are cold, mean and unrelenting...I love it there!

I'm intrigued and challenged...where is this new verbal playground thou speaketh of? Originally Posted by Toyz

Yep you clearly know the site, if you go there tell them Rod said Hi.

LOL fuck you might as well offer a cardboard box on Ashbury!

If u think the cookies are good u should try the cookie pancakes.

Rod- sorry for luring toyz into an inside joke tangent. I don't look like kesha but I'll totally "glitter" you kesha style. Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

Nikki, you don't look like Kesha, but you do look breathtakingly beautiful. Not sure, what your "glitter" would be, but I would be ecstatic to find out one day.

Additionally, no worries about the inside jokes, Toyz is definitely, ummm... unique. I can see why you enjoy keeping him on his toes.

LOL fuck you might as well offer a cardboard box on Ashbury!

If u think the cookies are good u should try the cookie pancakes.

Rod- sorry for luring toyz into an inside joke tangent. I don't look like kesha but I'll totally "glitter" you kesha style. Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

Nah, I'm more likely to walk a few more blocks and take my sleeping bag into the park.

I think I shall make chocolate chip pancakes for this weekends Ho-Brunch visitor, danke' for the idea.

Nah, I'm more likely to walk a few more blocks and take my sleeping bag into the park.

I think I shall make chocolate chip pancakes for this weekends Ho-Brunch visitor, danke' for the idea. Originally Posted by Toyz

Add the walnuts if she likes them