Dying while banging a escort. What should be say to the wife?

Okay.....

I rarely talk about this but I had a guy die d

So my question to you is, if you kicked the bucket while banging a escort, what would you want her to tell your wife?

BTW...the M.E did give his wife my phone number. Lucky for me, she never called. Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick

If the hobbyist is dead, then there's not that much he can say to his wife at that point.

But Kaylee, that is crazy! I would be mortified if someone died at my incall - I'd be worried that the hobbyist's ghost would seek revenge!

"BOOOOOooooooOoo"

"I waaaannnttt my mooonneeyyy baaaaacccck!"

Would definitely hire a priest to come and pray over my bed and bless my Incall.

Simply tell her, "He came and went at the same time..."

Would definitely hire a priest to come and pray over my bed and bless my Incall. Originally Posted by BrownSugarBaby

If sanctity can really be purchased as easily as sex, then I guess I have a little less to worry about. Wonder what the going rate is for a BNG (bless-and-go).

Bless and go! Bahahahahahaha

I just spit pellegrino on my phone.

LOL BSB....you are toooooo funny girl!

tell everyone I died Happy and Grateful.

My thoughts:

1) Did it cross your mind to ask the Misses for a small part of the Life Insurance Death Benefit?

2) Did you get your fee upfront or did he stiff ya? Literally...Or did you have to sneak his wallet out with a hanky or something to avoid putting finger prints on it?

The procedure is to just make it look like a bodyrub session with no extras!!

Statistics show that 90 % of the time men who died while having sex were not having sex with their wives.
I've always told providers just to drag me out, put me in my car, and give yourself a big tip.

Famous people who allegedly died while having sex...don't mean to hijack but it's interesting
Nelson Rockefeller...with his assistant
Mario Bugeanu soccer player...carbon monoxide poisioning while having sex in a running car
Jean Danielou president of France...while getting a killer bj also runored she had lockjaw
Pope John XII...died during sex or blunt force trama from a hammer of the woman's husband
Matthew McConaughey's dad
Sharai Mawera killed by a lion while having sex...must have been jungle love.

Seriously Kaylee I remember when that happened to you as well. I was thinking this poor girl sure has been through a lot lately and now this. You did the right thing by being upfront and honest.
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Interesting.

Kaylee, So sorry you experienced what must be one of the most stressful moments in life. It sounds like you handled it quite well; but I can only imagine how many times you've relived this tragedy in your mind. I wish you the best and a happy and peaceful future.

With respect to "what to tell" the wife, I think you performed exceptionally well. Don't know your situation; but, for the benefit of others I might suggest deleting all calls from an obvious hobby phone or perhaps advice to ourselves would be to clear the hobby phone after final contact. Don't know but perhaps the police would consider withholding a hobby phone. I understand the perceived need for them to provide your phone number if asked for it; that would seem normal under most circumstances.

Say what Asian Jackie told me one time "I am so envious of your wife babe" so try "OMG he was so good I am very envious of you and feel your loss" then start crying hysterically!!! Just don't ask to attend the funeral or send flowers!!!

Statistics show that 90 % of the time men who died while having sex were not having sex with their wives. Originally Posted by cookie man

Probably because their wives aren't putting out.

Well he went out happy!!