He took advantage of me on a jetski in the middle of the ocean

Well, excuse me. But I didn't know I was coming here to write my doctoral thesis.

Yes, I know I've experienced alot. My experience comes from being a bona fide escort. And yes, I do seek out the hobbying community for answers because if you have a hobbying question/issue/concern who else to better enlighten you? My gardener? Originally Posted by incognito isis
Too many holes in your "stories". Seems you have lost credibility on this board. You won't even identify yourself so we can all be assured you really are a bona fide escort. You never know when someone actually figures out exactly who you are. Why take the chance or is that part of your game on here? The excitement and risk of being outed? Risky gamble you are taking.
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Where can I buy your book? Are you the journalist that keeps calling me wanting to interview escorts? lol no disrespect. I love your questions. It gets the crowd talking.
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Who carries a condom in the ocean????
Who carries a condom in the ocean???? Originally Posted by Kami Parker
Excellent question.
Where can I buy your book? Are you the journalist that keeps calling me wanting to interview escorts? lol no disrespect. I love your questions. It gets the crowd talking. Originally Posted by Chloe Love
I believe Amazon.com will be carrying it. Look under the title Isis' Fables.
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LOL
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Isis, If you are writing a book please let me know when it goes on sale. I would love an autographed copy!
No not writing a book, but with everything I've experienced people have said I should. I do enjoy writing and discussing different subjects pertaining to my life. I do have a very curious mind which does transpire into my escorting life. I've been escorting for a couple years now. It started when I entered into a sugar daddy relationship, but thats for another day.

Perhaps people think I'm a writer because I speak so eloquently sometimes? I even had newby clients say to me: you sound way too smart to be an escort, I can't do this, I think your a cop.

Um, that was offensive yes. But people have always been suspicious of me because I don't come across as a desperate drugged infused person. I wonder if, just because I like to share about my experiences and write them, if thats whats happening here?


Who carries condoms out into the ocean?? Someone who's planning on screwing a semi comatos woman, thats who. There is a thing on your shorts/pants, it's called a pocket.

Naomi, if I ever do write a book (I'm not writing one now but I do love to write so who knows if I will in the future) I will send you an autographed copy per your request.

Hobbyist1, we started out as bosom buddies you and I. You sent me a PM because you agreed on a few things with me. As time went on we gossiped about providers who swollow and do stuff w.o condoms. You over and over asked me to meet you since we are only 5 hours away from eachother. I said no, I'm not here to meet clients but to communicate. You continue to get more pissed off at me because I won't meet you. You take it personally. Why?? I believe, based on your previous PM's that you like me. That you enjoy reading my threads and I am the type of girl you want to have as a regular. But again, I'm not here to meet clients. And for some reason, you take it oh too personally. I believe your a nice fella. But if I agreed to meet you and be a regular to you, I KNOW you wouldn't be calling me a liar on this thread right now. Simply put, your bashing me on these threads because I won't meet you.

Whatever. Stalkers happen. I've always attracted the clingy ones. I swear I don't know why. Maybe it's because I'm a lively person and not a mechanical zombie. Yeah,that must be it.
Too many holes in your "stories". Seems you have lost credibility on this board. You won't even identify yourself so we can all be assured you really are a bona fide escort. You never know when someone actually figures out exactly who you are. Why take the chance or is that part of your game on here? The excitement and risk of being outed? Risky gamble you are taking. Originally Posted by hobbyist1

Oh and one more thing Hobbyist1, I have been honest about my intentions from the beginning. I said from the get go I am only here to communicate with people, not to meet clients. Does that not make me a bona fide escort because I like to chat?
What about the 75% of Eccie "hobbyists" who don't even hobby?? They just come here to chit chat. It is wrong for them to be here to chat even tho they don't even hobby?

Actually, they come here to live vicariously thru others. I understand that. But no ones cares if they are here. Just because I'm an escort who is here incognito, I'ts so wrong. I understand people who say you have no crediblility because I'm annonymous. Well, to a degree we are all here annonymously especially the men. Some are more annonymous then others. I chose to be incognito. If you don't like my posts thendon't read them.
Actually, I'm thinking of taking a breather from escorting for a few months. But thats another threat entirely.
We think you are a writer, not because of your lovely style and interesting ideas (both of which are entirely debatable) but because you come off, to me at least, as either a very young man or a rather clueless woman.

This entire story sounds like a fantasy. Had you been a little less detailed...but you are not my size and walking around (and jetskiing!!!) after 11 shots in 30 mins. If they were so watered down that you WERE capable then the rest doesn't make any sense.

And unless you are shopping at Lane Bryant a size 5 is not XXS. Ever. I have ONE XS dress that I got at Guess which is my superskinny/only wear when you don't have to move a lot dress and it is made mostly of lyrca.

Perhaps none of this would be an issue, but you try to come off as this "expert" and for the most part, you sound....naive. Also, lol @ Carrie Bradshaw reference. That is the big one that makes me lean towards the "very young man" hypothesis. I am one of those women who had SnC parties with friends, getting hammered on Champagne and Cosmos and even I'm over it.
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Edit: Just realized that SillyGirl had anticipated my comment. I agree, but I think it's a guy masquerading as a girl. Not even clueless girls think a size 5 dress is XXS.
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We think you are a writer, not because of your lovely style and interesting ideas (both of which are entirely debatable) but because you come off, to me at least, as either a very young man or a rather clueless woman. I agree

This entire story sounds like a fantasy. Had you been a little less detailed...but you are not my size and walking around (and jetskiing!!!) after 11 shots in 30 mins. If they were so watered down that you WERE capable then the rest doesn't make any sense.

And unless you are shopping at Lane Bryant a size 5 is not XXS. Ever. I have ONE XS dress that I got at Guess which is my superskinny/only wear when you don't have to move a lot dress and it is made mostly of lyrca. I haven't wore a size XXs since I was alot younger, but I thought an XXs would be about a size 0.

Perhaps none of this would be an issue, but you try to come off as this "expert" and for the most part, you sound....naive. I agree. (I just stated that in another thread about the OP. lol Also, lol @ Carrie Bradshaw reference. That is the big one that makes me lean towards the "very young man" hypothesis. I am one of those women who had SnC parties with friends, getting hammered on Champagne and Cosmos and even I'm over it. Originally Posted by SillyGirl
+1 I see your point in this statement. Trying to hard to convince everyone that he/she is a young and hip woman maybe? lol

Did the guy help you back onto the jetski when you were so drunk that you fell off? I don't think I could get back onto a jetski without help if I had that many shots in that short amount of time.
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And we all wonder what happened to Natalie Holloway.
Isis, If you are a writer, you better hire yourself a proofreader as your spelling and grammar are atrocious. Says is not sais, it's says. Swallow is swallow, not swollow. Those are just two of many errors you made. Unless of course you're still under the influence of watered down shots. LOL. Just to blow your story out of the water even more than others and myself already have, what lifeguard in Jamaica would leave kids unguarded and jeopardize his job just to get laid? I have been to Jamaica twice so far in my life and the people are so impoverished they really appreciate the jobs they have and I guarantee they wouldn't risk losing them over a piece of ass. The country is so poor the average person makes in one week what some of us make in a day, if not less.


In reply to your accusations, sorry to disillusion you but you are so far off base it's laughable. We may have started out as bosom buddies but after getting to know you through your "fables", I realized how transparent you really are. And I didn't ask you over and over about meeting so don't flatter yourself. I accepted your decision maturely. Besides, why would I be so interested in meeting you when I have no idea who you really are and have no clue what you look like? That's like buying a cat in a bag. Pun intended. And as I pointed out to we are only 2 hours apart since you said you were in Scranton, PA, not 5 hours as you said. I also told you I am not pissed at all at you. There are plenty more fish in the sea who are a lot more honest than you are. Also they reveal who they are without playing head games and going "incognito". It's funny how another member believes you are a man too. In the beginning I thought you were too. Until you said you see guys. And just to clarify, yes, I liked you. Past tense. I don't like story tellers or people who make up stories just to get attention. I did enjoy reading your threads until I saw the pattern of fabrication in them. As soon as you said in one of your posts that you are used to lying to your clients I knew I didn't want to be one of your regulars. I strongly believe in being honest and straightforward.
And once again you are wrong. Hypothetically had we met I would've still felt the same way I do when I wrote those posts. And obviously I am not the only one on here who sees through you, Isis or whatever your name is. So, sorry to burst your bubble and deflate your over sized ego, but my bashing you has absolutely nothing to do with you not choosing to meet me. I am just speaking the truth about how I feel about your "stories".