Review THE HAIRIEST BUTTHOLE IN ALL THE LAND

I've seen as many, if not more ladies here than he has but...

Look at my posts, I have no credibility but it's not like that's what I'm seeking. Some of my posts are good but most are nonsensical. I'm the absolute first to admit this. I like to share truth, research, and entertain myself here.

I don't like to WK much for girls I've seen because my post history is most likely going to hurt, not help them. I have respect for most of the ladies here. It may not seem that way because I do call the ones out when I feel the need.

I don't follow the sheep, most of the power reviewers are pimps (not saying magic is - don't know him) or just part of a circle-jerk group that preys on young women.

I'd take the word of the controversial guys here over the circle-jerk group any day because they're truly independent and not told what to and not to say. Originally Posted by TheEccie214

At what point does anybody become a power reviewer???? I get all my useful info thru pm from guys UTR. the info is more true minus all the bullshit

At what point does anybody become a power reviewer???? I get all my useful info thru pm from guys UTR. the info is more true minus all the bullshit Originally Posted by mrredcat43

Don't have a number of reviews in my mind that qualifies but I think a safe number is 100.

I think your way is best - PMs and UTR. You find a couple of guys that have your similar tastes and share openly with them - that's what has worked best for me. And some girls too actually. For example, now I'm craving some hairy butt hole

^^^What you find has integrity and is a well-respected Hobbyist doesn't mean shit to alot of us that have heard the exact same shit TheEccie214 referenced....And I believe TheEc had other reviews on his previous handle.

Reviews on a previous handle; there's a sterling endorsement.

When are dudes gonna wise up that their million Yes reviews are nothing but narcisstic, egotism at it's finest...FUCK YAAAA!!! (You figure it out) Originally Posted by ManSlut

Granted, there is a great deal of testosterone induced rhetoric inherent to many reviews. (some more than others) And, at times, we are all guilty of writing one too soon after a session, before all the blood returns to the big head. But in general, there is valuable information in most of them, if you take the time to look past the number of O's the provider had. It doesn't take long to weed out the ones written by guys with room temperature IQ's. Trust who you choose to trust.

We both get undressed and as soon as he takes off his underwear there is a horrible stench in the room - he smelled like Big Foot's dick. Gross. I knew I had to go through with it as to not upset him, so I smother his butthole in grape jelly and go to town sucking on his ass. He was not clean and there were toilet paper particles matted in the hair of his asscrack. It was stinky and foul, but I was LOVING it! He was starting to relax, so first I lightly ease the first carrot into his rectum, he moans in ecstasy! I then start to whip his ass with the wet celery while the carrot was still in his butt. He started giggling, I was giggling, too! He seems to be relaxing and enjoying our time together, so I take the carrot out and replace it with the XXL cucumber. He likes this and has a huge erection. Next he insists on taking me in his mouth, he gives great head. He knows it's time to have sex in the hairy butthole. He gets on his knees and I remove the XXL cucumber, the room smelled like a dog's asshole, but I proceeded to tear that ass up with a vengeance.


This is some funny shit right here.



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We both get undressed and as soon as he takes off his underwear there is a horrible stench in the room - he smelled like Big Foot's dick. Gross. I knew I had to go through with it as to not upset him, so I smother his butthole in grape jelly and go to town sucking on his ass. He was not clean and there were toilet paper particles matted in the hair of his asscrack. It was stinky and foul, but I was LOVING it! He was starting to relax, so first I lightly ease the first carrot into his rectum, he moans in ecstasy! I then start to whip his ass with the wet celery while the carrot was still in his butt. He started giggling, I was giggling, too! He seems to be relaxing and enjoying our time together, so I take the carrot out and replace it with the XXL cucumber. He likes this and has a huge erection. Next he insists on taking me in his mouth, he gives great head. He knows it's time to have sex in the hairy butthole. He gets on his knees and I remove the XXL cucumber, the room smelled like a dog's asshole, but I proceeded to tear that ass up with a vengeance.


This is some funny shit right here.



. Originally Posted by threepeckeredbillygoat

I especially enjoyed "Big Foot's Dick"!! Priceless!!

Holy cow lol. Still laughing

Damn it, Finkle banned !!

This is all faggotry. Go fuck some pussy guys.

This is all faggotry. Go fuck some pussy guys. Originally Posted by Walkin' Dude

Hey, who invited the Homophobe to the Comedy Party??!!

Hey, who invited the Homophobe to the Comedy Party??!! Originally Posted by ManSlut

You know maybe he just bi-curious that all

It was a joke, as I assume the whole thread was (although lame). Grow a sense of humor. You guys know what this board is about, right?

Walk in Dude , put that man meat away you scaring the ladies, lol. Very nice penis btw

It was a joke, as I assume the whole thread was (although lame). Grow a sense of humor. You guys know what this board is about, right? Originally Posted by Walkin' Dude

And yet you took me seriously?...sad, just sad...smh

Walk in Dude , put that man meat away you scaring the ladies, lol. Very nice penis btw Originally Posted by Htking

Easy weazy, you know he's in gay denial so a dude talkin' bout his dick is offensive, if it's not, he's closet gay...ijs

Lol. You guys are hilarious.