Board Super Hero Names

Carl if that is pre-cum, how long is your shlong buddy? And are you sure you are working with only the male genitalia?
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OOH do me do me!!!!!..I wanna wear a cape
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  • Carl
  • 05-20-2012, 02:59 PM
Naw, Jasmine, you've seen my miserable little stubbie back in the old days. I just like to pull up my sweat pants real high from time to time. I so like the feel of a snug fit.
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Fits more than a couple!

Gotta Learn the Lyrics to the Theme Song to wear the Cape though!


Ah is a, Ah is a, Should I save her?
I want to be saved!!!!

(B-Legit)

It's 1993 and niggas need to miss me be savin' these hoes
You know how these tricks we be buyin' 'em clothes
Wanna taxi hoes on vogues with the beat
And have 'em sittin' next to 'em in the front seat
But not B see I'm a hog up out the V
And my motto is fuck a hoe and hit the throttle
To the smoke talkin' on my Okie doe
World wide I got a clydes up in Tokoyo

(E-40)

Look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane
What's that niggas name?
Captain save a hoe main
More faster than a speeding bullet
To put on his cape and scared
I put the fake the fake the funk the funk
To me that's not the way to do it
Captain muthafuckin' Save a Hoe game to me
Flexin just like a little ol' bitch
All up in front of my company
Had to check his ass with an ear check dump and pumpin'
Talkin' to him while I'm beatin' his ass
Pumpin' fear talkin' bout nigga you gone retrospect somethin here

Chorus


(D-Shot)

Mr. super trick Mr. super snitch
Yeah, you wanna kill me cuz I fucked ya bitch
You should had your cape on tight that night
Cuz a nigga like the Shot sho plugs 'em right
And now yo batch is straight callin me lovin me
On the under for the porno star that I be
And don't you come in my face with that trick shit
Ya betta try some more shit

(E-40)

I got the gift to grab any batch
That I want but I don't
Cuz batches now a days will get you caught up in some funk
Oh no, I'm not tryin' to save you hoes 'n
How come when I was broke you wasn't brown nosin'?
The other day you see me smobbin' down magazine
With some ol' nigga in your car lookin' at me mean
I stopped in the middle of the street
Reached under seat to grab my heat
Man that's the same motherfucker
that I got into it with at the club last week

(B-Legit)

Man them niggas can't fade
They bith made
And so they start
But niggas with no heart
Don't want no part to this
Nigga rollin' with the Funk Mobb
And when it's funk
The pump will spit them double laws
So what you doin' when we roll through you hideout
I let my mack get off and then I rides out
With your ass there smokin' like an incent
You savin hoes nigga and that's bitch shit

Chorus


(Suga-T)

I'm crossin' up niggas and bitches
And even snitches just for my riches
Captain Save A Hoe
I ain't got no problem with that ol shit
I gives a damn as long as he's payin'
It ain't my fault because he's sprung off my land
I'm cashin' GA checks, go to the bank Hank
If your breath stank, you get ganked main
Long as a trick comes fallin' down
That gets me all upset to put on my suit and clown

(40)

But make that nigga take care your kids
Make that nigga call your kids his
Make that nigga get out there and work
Make his ass buy you a Brinun Burk
It's all part of that nigga take care of me
Pussy whipped nigga come save me
Batches out there be on the look out
For Captain save a hoe
Cuz he's savin hoes

Chorus


(Captain Save a Hoe)

Fuck that what they talkin about
I save a hoe yeah Ha ha
Yeah baby, what's up you wanna get your hair done
Come on let's go down to Lee and Kim Nail's
We can get your nails done, get your hair done
What about your kids? How many kids you got? Two?
Ah, yeah that's cool we can go feed and cloth them kids
We can go down and get the hook up at Durant Square
Yeah baby I do anything for ya
Want you phone cranked on, I can get it cranked on to my name
Matter of fact I get you a cellular phone and a pager
We can get that package deal down there at Cellular One
Baby I'm here for you I got you
OOH do me do me!!!!!..I wanna wear a cape Originally Posted by VictoriaLyn

Well VL you know I can't do you since I'm post-op. BUUUUUT, I found you.
You are officially Captain Save a HO......bbyist/Heart.

VL's superpower is to make you have a heart attack and then in one fell swoop resuscitate you and send you home like nothing happened. Now how's that for a fetish.
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  • Toyz
  • 05-20-2012, 03:18 PM
Give me 'till
Later Vic...picking up a vanilla
Friend for some
R&R back later...mobile now
Carl, how could I forget. I was just making sure I didn't miss something else that I could have gotten into . J/P buddy.

Whispers, I always imagined an old school rap song would be playing along with you when you walked into the room upon our first meeting. I just never knew which one. Now I know.
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I took a vanilla world friend to the Alamo to see "The Avengers" and it was a great time. No academy awards, but non stop fun beginning to end. The scene where LOKI tells Hulk "I AM A GOD" is one of the funny scenes in moviedom.
Originally Posted by Toyz
This post shows how important it is to make it clear whether the text goes with the picture above or below the text.
Superhero Toyz
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Mmmm.....METAL SMITH
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  • Toyz
  • 05-20-2012, 09:06 PM
Roxy that is some FUNNY shit! Am thinking of adopting that for my icon!

And Gneiss, THANX,,,,obviously I didn't notice....

The spelunker image belongs to Italian Marie, ergo going into dark and mysterious places...but in sequence it looks like I put it for Roxy...

Sorry girl, totally different meaning & if I could still edit I would change it.

But I DO like the image you made for me...gotta admit its pretty dead on on occasions
Being a Scorpio as well....
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can i be the norse god "Phuck!"
or perhaps since im messican ,i can be Ho Le Chit!
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  • Toyz
  • 05-20-2012, 10:34 PM
Knotty Man as Norse God "Wee Kood Fug"

Wee Koods massive codpiece makes women swoon & men take notice. Wee is also Bi-fingural...(able to stroke with either hand also known as Horny-Dextorous)

can i be the norse god "Phuck!"
or perhaps since im messican ,i can be Ho Le Chit! Originally Posted by knotty man
No you can't be Phuck knotty. I mean, you can't be Nordic if you are Latino. Unless you are mixed.

This is you. Mighty Funny.
Mighty Funny has the power to make you piss your pants or spray your drink all over your laptop just by reading his posts. Ether way, he can turn you into princess gusher faster than I can turn from nice to bitch.

Yes that is you in color. Representing.
La Rasa!