Few years ago one of my ATF and I were having some really wild MISH down home F%%king and
as we were rolling over to the CG position we fell out of bed and both ended up with several bruises.
Pole dancing includes lots of climbing spinning and holding your whole body weight with your legs. If u are abeginner like me there is lots of bumping and falling involved also. It is not very gracefull in the beginning lol Originally Posted by Jules Jaguar
^^ he was either looking for that or something else... By why even go there? The thread totally turned in to a funny, creative, etc...I obviously failed in my attempt at humor.
Now it's going to turn in to a blah blah blah....
Guys can't be mad and claim that girls always start drama... Originally Posted by Alyssa Marie
Hey we can still crack jokes y'all!!Haaaaaaahhhh!!!! A few years ago my friend had a business trip to New York. It was winter so I said, hey come stay at my place.. Ill stay at yours.. (Warmer Santa Monica). So.. I invite over an old high school fling. We are going hot and heavy on her bed. She has a soft bed, I'm not used to it. I'm standing up as he's going down on me. He did something that tickled me and I fell. Forward. Flipped over his head. In to her tv. Tv fell on the floor. On top of my hip.
Re-direct back to messed up/or plausible ways of getting them bruises....
Like.... falling off the bed??
Done got launched [ ] into the headboard of the bed? (Epic finish)
Anemia!! (plausible)
Originally Posted by muffin101
Thanks for all the feedback, you guys are awesome. It's just a buzzkill when I see one of my regulars and she always has to explain a new injury. I think I am going to stop seeing her. I can't support her in that situation. Even though it's a quality session for a quality price. What do you all think? Originally Posted by dongeykongGo with your gut. It really doesn't matter what we think, does it?