Deep throat...yeah, right

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3.5 or GTFO. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

For a 3.5 she better be posting taint...ijs.
Originally Posted by Wakeup
Stop trying to sweet talk me.
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If I was try to sweet talk you, I'd say, "Hey bitch, I've got $400 burning a hole in my pocket, come get it."
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Oh you are the Don Juan of SHMBs ... and all this time I was working the taint angle. Alas, Ms Mayfair is not properly acquainted with her taint....
That was beautiful. I think I may have had an emotion.
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$400? Cheap fucker
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That was beautiful. I think I may have had an emotion. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

You really need to get acquainted with your taint. Your taint will take you to places you never knew existed.
That was beautiful. I think I may have had an emotion. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair
I am up to $ 478.75, still rolling those quarters and nickles.... I guess, I should count the dimes now... That will put me over the top.
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Take the dimes to the strip club...make it hail...
What is it it with so many providers that don't measure up to what they advertise? I'd say about 8 out of 10 advertise "DT" and so few can deliver. I'm by no means kingdong, so no, its not that the size is to big. They just cant deliver, period. I wish they would just own up to it and not offer "DT" if that's something they can't do. That's my two cents. Just for the record, I carry a 7" python. Originally Posted by Stalion
Because most men have winkys that disappear without any effort so there head gets full of air and think they actually did something ijs...
Because most men have winkys that disappear without any effort so there head gets full of air and think they actually did something ijs... Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Now........ That is a thrill kill......

At least you can pretend... Ijs
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I am up to $ 478.75, still rolling those quarters and nickles.... I guess, I should count the dimes now... That will put me over the top. Originally Posted by lookn4boobies
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Because most men have winkys that disappear without any effort so there head gets full of air and think they actually did something ijs... Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
How can anyone not love this girl to death? You are adorably funny.
You do have a point thou.