If you remember when you were looking for a massage. ..my original evil plan for you was to take you to LMC for a little 'one on one' while I got to watch.
Dogg
Originally Posted by Doglegg
I do remember that. But happy endings aren't part of my massage routine....and I couldn't promise to keep my hands to myself. She'd kick me out faster that Usain Bolt.
Yes... Yes you did.
What size are your boobs?
Girl I'm a.d.d like a muthafucker.
I'm like that dog from the Disney movie UP, where he's talking and suddenly he's like "SQUIRREL!" Hahaha
Originally Posted by Little Miss Cuntcakes
According to Victoria Secret 36C. Nothing to write home about but they do stay right where they should be.
Doug was my favourite part of "Up". I'm a freaking five year old on the inside...my sister and I quote kid's movies t each other all the time.