Body odor"funky balls,,,shit stains

Shit stains seems to be a serious problem.....

Why I have no clue....but it most certainly the most common CON that I'm encountering these days... Originally Posted by Analeese

Thats fucked up

Goodboy.... Originally Posted by Analeese

you're not my type..

Lmao..thats fumny... Originally Posted by Analeese

+1

Shit stains seems to be a serious problem.....

Why I have no clue....but it most certainly the most common CON that I'm encountering these days... Originally Posted by Analeese

Thats fucked up

I think if a trick comes to the door, providers should look through the peep hole. If he doesn't pass, tell him to forget it. If he passes, do like the Asian girls and make him take a shower no matter what; even get in and make it part of the session. At least that way you know for sure.

I'm guessing some guys have no idea they smell bad.

you're not my type.. Originally Posted by honest_abe

And you're not my type either...so good we agree on something...the shots you so slickly keep trying to take at me are uncalled for...

You and I should not have an issue with each other...you apparently are creating one...but I guess since your buddy is gone you gotta give me shit in his behalf huh...

Get over yourself please.

I think if a trick comes to the door, providers should look through the peep hole. If he doesn't pass, tell him to forget it. If he passes, do like the Asian girls and make him take a shower no matter what; even get in and make it part of the session. At least that way you know for sure.

I'm guessing some guys have no idea they smell bad. Originally Posted by Alastair

I think some guys just don't care...or are oblivious to things..its not like they are sucking their own dick or licking and sucking their own balls but one would think they could get more mileage from their playmate if they were really fresh...

It goes both ways ladies. Not all Providers are fresh upon delivery.

Biggest issue I've seen has been armpit BO. Something about armpit BO that makes the gag reflex go.

Smokers breath. Doesn't matter if you brush or mouthwash, that shits deep in the lungs and when the heavy breathing begins in BCD, the rank tobacco smell comes up.

And you gals who let your little dogs run loose in your hotel Incall, please look for tootsie rolls. Nothing sucks more than stepping on one of those tootsie rolls.

My fondest smelly memory was seeing a gal and once I had her legs/feet over my shoulders, doing my business I notice the pungent smell of dookie.

My first thought was "I hope that's not my ass, her ass didn't stink during DATY., "Do I casually stick a finger back there for a smell test while her eyes are closed?"

No.

I shifted her legs to get a better angle and focus. At least the smell kept me from shooting too soon. However, the culprit raised its smelly head. Remnance of little doggie dookie in her toes. I wanted to put her knees behind her ears and let her see and smell what she stepped in. Looking back, I should've rubbed her nose in it. Originally Posted by Admiral Giggle

I've given it enough time and nobody has said it - that's a shitty story.

I've given it enough time and nobody has said it - that's a shitty story. Originally Posted by TheEccie214

Tough shit!

Dangit, some of you ladies seem to be high maintenance ...

.... probably against a fucktard taking a dump at the incall, ala Monica Fox and her SHMB gold. Originally Posted by pyramider

I still think about that thread and get paraniod should I need to do the same at my incall. In McKinney I and with Kelly's place, we had the benefit of having a two bedroom, so we could just quickly go in the one that wasn't about to be used, and made sure to use pooperi.

I have had all three items on this list. Do I win an award? The shit stain was a frail old man. He must not be too frail, and the girls he screens me with as a reference seem not to mind either. He's been using me as a reference for about a year, and I tell all of them that story.

This and the office job/ I showered this morning are two of the main reasons I'm going nowhere around your balls, if I even decide to touch them and you refused a shower, or didn't just come from taking a shower, I'm not the most well rounded BJ giver, despite how round I am as a person. HA!

I seem to recall a review where a girl crapped on the guy in cg.

I found this in my saved memes for my Angie postings.

I could have placed it in my meme thread, but the timing on this is too good to pass up placing it here.

Shit stains seems to be a serious problem.....

Why I have no clue....but it most certainly the most common CON that I'm encountering these days... Originally Posted by Analeese

Larry the cable guy says that's why guys can't wear thongs...after a little bit of that it would look like we'd been mud wrestling!

Thats why 80 percent of my gents get a bubblebath before playtime

Larry the cable guy says that's why guys can't wear thongs...after a little bit of that it would look like we'd been mud wrestling! Originally Posted by tortpicker

Thanks for the laugh this morning I needed that

This is just nasty....err body warsh yo asses! Keep.ur balls shaved, keep baby wipes (and lysol wipes) with at ur job in case u have to drop a duece at work....shit stains in ur draws come on man! That is for babies and toddlers