Providers - Office/Day Jobs

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Nice landon!

How many providers have "real" jobs during the day?

How many would be open to having a office job during the day...if it required "special benefits" for the Boss? Just curious... Originally Posted by BNG713

I have a real job and if my boss offered me that I would bitch slap him... He is my boss not the guy I want to be sucking his dick.. I would bite his dick off before I would attempt to suck it.. That shit isn't smart anyways and could turn into something you regret.. Especially if you find a crazy bitch who then sues you for sexual harrassment

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Jenny Craig is looking for a regional manager... Ijs...... Never hurts to apply. 75k a year..... Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

Now thats fucking funny

Let me check my hooker math
.... by my guesstimate...

52 weeks in a year,
we'll say 2 weeks off a year, so 50 weeks.
Working 5 days a week...
If the boss man wants an average of 30 minutes of nookie a workday...
(Somedays perhaps not, but we're averaging out, from other days when things might run an hour or two...)
So 50 weeks, times 5 days, times 30 minutes a day, is 7,500 total minutes ... or 125 hours of "play time"

125 hours times your hourly rate...
Hmmm hooker math...

No, the average secretary doesn't make 50k a year, but the average secretary isn't a professional dick sucker, now is she...
Just looking at both sides of the street... Don't mind me... Originally Posted by FoxyNC

U only talked about $$. There r other costs to this being a provider thing like the safety of only having one guy, predictability of funds, no more narketing, etc. This might b a good deal for some.

I have a friend (middle aged lady) who hires staff for a very large well known investment firm. She brings in qualified ladies who get turned down by the bankers, if she brings in hot bimbos, he tells her to hire them. I'm sure there are all kinds of extra benefits these guys spray all over these chicks.

All this because your afraid some one will get wise to the entry "Penis Consultant" in the bookkeeping department? Don't you think those same people will catch on to sign out side her cubical reading "sexretary" ... I know it is just one letter but people catch on to these things. Make sure her name sounds and looks professional on legal documents, because you are going to see it plastered over hundreds of them - I mean what's the jury going to think "Honey Dickryder" was really hired to do.

Having had a little fun, if this situation were to work in any stretch of the imagination, you would already know this provider and have enough trust with her to at least minimize all the concerns people here see. In order for this to work and it never would, you would have to know that this person is someone you wouldn't tire of, someone who wouldn't tire of you, someone unlikely to find a boyfriend, someone that would walk away quietly when the time comes, someone that you are confident can pull off the subterfuge, someone that wouldn't talk out of school, etc. And the one place you can't keep secrets is work. People talk. People see things. Speculation starts. Actually there was this one guy I heard of make it work, but Bill was a really nice guy and his wife Hillary was a total bitch, but I am pretty sure everyone eventually found about his situation too!

the fastest way to spread information at work ... mark it confidential!