Bull-Fucking-Shit he's creative, this fried testicle sludge is totally riffing my schtick man!
GET YOUR OWN FUCKING JOKES TREETOP LOL!!! Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
I can agree its along the same vibe, maybe a little Dennis Miller'ish?
Bull-Fucking-Shit he's creative, this fried testicle sludge is totally riffing my schtick man!You not only hurt me emotionally but also physically. I still have nightmares from the three separate times you tried to strangle me.
GET YOUR OWN FUCKING JOKES TREETOP LOL!!! Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
You not only hurt me emotionally but also physically. I still have nightmares from the three separate times you tried to strangle me.I'm not a medical sort of fella, but if you want to give it a go, I believe I can perform a Lobotomy, I've got a 220 volt arc welder, seriously man, I think I can help you. Hell it cant hurt, I mean.... shit, what do you have to loose
Guess what? I'm no longer afraid of you. Keep texting me fifty times a day professing your love and promising not to choke me again but it won't work.
Keep posting on Eccie trying to get my attention. It won't work. I'm free from your abusive grasp.
The first night we made love I thought I was in paradise but I was wrong. You are nothing but the exorcist spinning your head and regurgitating evil as you do what you are known to do. Choke.
Hookers abusing clients is no longer acceptable. We will not stay silent any longer. Originally Posted by Treetop78759
You not only hurt me emotionally but also physically. I still have nightmares from the three separate times you tried to strangle me.
Guess what? I'm no longer afraid of you. Keep texting me fifty times a day professing your love and promising not to choke me again but it won't work.
Keep posting on Eccie trying to get my attention. It won't work. I'm free from your abusive grasp.
The first night we made love I thought I was in paradise but I was wrong. You are nothing but the exorcist spinning your head and regurgitating evil as you do what you are known to do. Choke.
Hookers abusing clients is no longer acceptable. We will not stay silent any longer. Originally Posted by Treetop78759
Lol, you keep fantasizing darling, but if we had actually met, you would know a turbo power bottom like me would never stoop to choke someone. How base, how common, how vulgar, how coarse!!! Only people who suffer from an extreme poverty of imagination, say like you and that other pedantic Fifty Shades of Grey hallucinating dork, would blow jizz ropes at the thought of my beautiful hands around your slim, pale, beta soy-boy necks. What a tedious, terribly banal fantasy best left to scrawny beige man-loafs and podgy sex-starved housewives.Lord have mutherfukin mercy. You make me hard
No, darling, I can do better. Much better. I leave the cliched and unoriginal to the dumpy Mormon homemakers and you smooth brained dullards. I mean, why throttle when I could take you out with one...good...Kegel flex. Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
Lord have mutherfukin mercy. You make me hard Originally Posted by sydmoI remember not too long ago when I said the same thing for the first time. I told her she made me hard.