Mike, maybe we are related. Once in a bar I asked a girl for a match to light my cigarette. She said, "I'll give you a match. My ass and your face!" That's something like butthead - right??? Originally Posted by OmahanDoh! O-man, maybe it was a subtle offer to give you a face plant. Besides, regardless of what you look like, it all feels the same when she's sittin on your face and you're going blub, blub, blub, blub on the ole muffin.