I heard on XM radio that Hotel California is about a high end plastic surgery center in California.
I also heard a country song once that went:
Waitress, oh waitress, please sit on my face. Eat'n ain't cheat'n, it's no real disgrace".
For pure f--king music, try the Rolling Stones live album "Get Your Ya Yas Out". Listen to the rhythm guitar and you'll understand. Particularly, the Chuck Berry songs, Carol, Queenie and Live With Me. Sympathy for the Devil and Street Fighting Man are also good. Gets the pelvis moving!