And again, if you want TUMA/TUYA...... Come on, do I have to say it? I will anyway...
SCRUB YO FREAKIN' ASS!
I really enjoy having joyful and intimate relationships with clients, please don't spoil that with unnecessary akward rebuking or exasperating moments where I have to feel like your patronizing mother and tell you to go wash your own butt hole. Cleanliness is SEXY. Please want this for yourself and your provider.