Ok Guys, Right or Left?

It swings both ways.

Oh wait, that doesn't sound right...
Juan Pablo de Marco's Avatar
i used to live on the coast... virginia beach. i noticed i hung to the left during high tide, and as the tide changed, it moved. many nights it was mighty dark out, so i could stand nekkid on the beach and as the tide moved out i could see myself gradually moving to the right. hard right, no pun intended, during low tide. hard left during high tide.

and since tides are affected by the gravitational stuff of our moon, i became a modern day pagan watching my dick move while sucking down brews on the beach, and watching the tides change. ah... what a life that was.

btw... there may have been some other chemical factors involved in my observations. but that is just heresay.

JPdM
geezerdude2's Avatar
Inverted. Like a turtle!
I don't think so!

At least when I have seen it, it has been straight up!
Cajunman's Avatar
Well the boys are so big, it wraps around the boys tight next to my knee.
to the right
Randall Creed's Avatar
Maybe you should see for yourself which way I hang.


Maybe you should see for yourself which way I hang.


Originally Posted by Rambro Creed
Does a girl have to beg??
Randall Creed's Avatar
Not at all!

Lucky man, Rambo....

Sigh...
Lana Warren's Avatar
Don't know why, but I see a song being written about this quote! LOL!


Maybe you should see for yourself which way I hang.


Originally Posted by Rambro Creed
tramp76137's Avatar
Sorry Lana in your presence...it won't hang! But it will stand at attention!