Religion on Hooker Board,,Y or N

Mexxxican Warrior's Avatar
You fuck her.
Russ38's Avatar
Do you know how to get a Nun pregnant ? Originally Posted by lookn4boobies
Dress her up like a choir boy of course.....
oilfieldscum's Avatar
Didn't Jesus run with a whore for a while...ijs
Russ38's Avatar
Goddamn right.....she wasn't referred to as the Holy Grail for nothing ya know, somethin's gotta hold those creampies......
Slitlikr's Avatar
Almost forgot about the nuns Russ, thanks for the reminder!
Sister Mary Patricia always gave me a boner.
I still wonder what her hair looked like.
Bitch could bloody my knuckles with that damn yardstick.
Well deserved!
The Devil's Daughter must be ,,,,,
SHOW YOURSELF !?!
I don't think there is anything wrong with faith/religion- (only the "organized" sheeple parts....)
but I do think it is ironic as shit for any hooker to promote her religious beliefs...
Considering most "Organized Religions" deeply frown on prostitutes....
Like all religious people, seems as though zealots like to only quote
"convenient scripture" at a convenient time.... SMH...
But on a HOOKER BOARD???? lolololololol...........


Hell, I guess we're ALL sinners, but, but......

The blind leadeth the blind....



True story:
My mom used to berate me, saying I would grow up & be the Whore of Babylon....
Irony?



Do you know how to get a Nun pregnant ? Originally Posted by lookn4boobies
It all starts with some holy wine & a confessional booth while the Priest is away.....
boardman's Avatar
Blasphemers repent!

Bow at the feet of



Hitler cat.
bojulay's Avatar
Didn't Jesus run with a whore for a while...ijs Originally Posted by oilfieldscum
There is no statement made that Marry Magdalene was a prostitute.

There is a statement that she was delivered from demonic possession.

But she was a women then..........sooooo!
Man has been creating God in his own image since the beginning of time.

"I can swear there ain't no Heaven, but I pray there ain't no Hell".......Blood, Sweat & Tears, circa 1969
chicagoboy's Avatar
C'mon, Russ, post a funny gif of the Prophet - Muhammad, not dearhunter - up in this bitch!
Russ38's Avatar
Unfortunately cb, the funniest Muhammad .gifs would violate multiple Eccie guidelines in this bitch......but don't thinck I haven't thought about it though......

[QUOTE=FoxyNC;1056896260]I don't think there is anything wrong with faith/religion- (only the "organized" sheeple parts....)
but I do think it is ironic as shit for any hooker to promote her religious beliefs...
Considering most "Organized Religions" deeply frown on prostitute

You got it,,,+1000

I thinck the Devil worshippers use religious icons to defacemock religious boundaries on prostitution,,,

Or shock the authority figures by flaunting the obscene gestures,,,,
chicagoboy's Avatar
Unfortunately cb, the funniest Muhammad .gifs would violate multiple Eccie guidelines in this bitch......but don't thinck I haven't thought about it though...... Originally Posted by Russ38
Somebody get Russ a serving of halal chicken.
Fuck man... It's only five points......