Stood up?

let me guess:

1. phone not working properly
2. mother just flew in from Bora Bora unannounced
3. car troubles
4. alarm clock did not go off
5. kids sick
6. SO is home

pick one

Sometimes all six !

let me guess:

1. phone not working properly
2. mother just flew in from Bora Bora unannounced
3. car troubles
4. alarm clock did not go off
5. kids sick
6. SO is home

pick one Originally Posted by RALPHEY BOY

EEEEEEhhhhhhh....wrong answer Ralphy my boy, but thanks for playing! To show our appreciation, we've put together this little gift bag for you & wish you well in your future endeavors You get the home version game of "Provider NCNS", a porn DVD, a pair of rubber gloves, and a package of industrial strength tissues! Have a great night...

Actually, MY NCNS will be found in line eight of the song I wrote about this very issue...sing along, and see how many you have experienced!

"The Twelve Days of Eccie"

On the first day of eccie, my ATF gave to me "I've got staph & can't even pee...

On the second day of eccie, my ATF gave to me "Two Car is brokens & "I've got staph & can't even pee..."

On the third day of eccie, my ATF gave to me "Three got no condoms, Two car is brokens & I've got staph & can't even pee..."

On the fourth day of eccie, my ATF gave to me "Four my kids cryin', "Three got no condoms, Two car is brokens & I've got staph & can't even pee..."

On the fifth day of eccie, my ATF gave to me "FIVE NO CELL SIGNAL!!" , "Four my kids cryin', "Three got no condoms, Two car is brokens & I've got staph & can't even pee..."

On the sixth day of eccie, my ATF gave to me "Six Grandmas dyin", "FIVE NO CELL SIGNAL!!" , "Four my kids cryin', "Three got no condoms, Two car is brokens & I've got staph & can't even pee..."

On the seventh day of eccie, my ATF gave to me "Seven court summons", "Six Grandmas dyin", "FIVE NO CELL SIGNAL!!" , "Four my kids cryin', "Three got no condoms, Two car is brokens & I've got staph & can't even pee..."

On the eighth day of eccie, my ATF gave to me "Eight Ex is ragin's","Seven court summons", "Six Grandmas dyin", "FIVE NO CELL SIGNAL!!" , "Four my kids cryin', "Three got no condoms, Two car is brokens & I've got staph & can't even pee..."

On the ninth day of eccie, my ATF gave to me "Nine Incalls Flooded", "Eight Ex is ragin's","Seven court summons", "Six Grandmas dyin", "FIVE NO CELL SIGNAL!!" , "Four my kids cryin', "Three got no condoms, Two car is brokens & I've got staph & can't even pee..."

On the tenth day of eccie, my ATF gave to me "Ten Rent is past due", "Nine Incalls Flooded", "Eight Ex is ragin's","Seven court summons", "Six Grandmas dyin", "FIVE NO CELL SIGNAL!!" , "Four my kids cryin', "Three got no condoms, Two car is brokens & I've got staph & can't even pee..."

On the eleventh day of eccie, my ATF gave to me "Eleven Stuck in Dallas", "Ten Rent is past due", "Nine Incalls Flooded", "Eight Ex is ragin's","Seven court summons", "Six Grandmas dyin", "FIVE NO CELL SIGNAL!!" , "Four my kids cryin', "Three got no condoms, Two car is brokens & I've got staph & can't even pee..."

On the TWELFTH day of eccie, my ATF gave to me "Twelve Aunt Flo is visitin", "Eleven Stuck in Dallas", "Ten Rent is past due", "Nine Incalls Flooded", "Eight Ex is ragin's","Seven court summons", "Six Grandmas dyin", "FIVE NO CELL SIGNAL!!" , "Four my kids cryin', "Three got no condoms, Two car is brokens & I'VE GOT STAPH & CAN'T EVEN PEE..."

Didn't brush your teeth and she got a whiff from around the corner? :-)

One of my ATF's just NCNS'd me after we reschedule at her request, so I guess it happens to the best of us.

Good luck booking with someone after that. I don't think the ladies are as forgiving as the gents about nsnc. Originally Posted by homer13

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One of my ATF's just NCNS'd me after we reschedule at her request, so I guess it happens to the best of us. Originally Posted by Sir Hardin Thicke

That's the way it is in this lifestyle sometimes.. she may be YOUR ATF, but a NCNS proves You're not HERS. It's all about the $$, not the love.

next time book 3 so you have a backup to your backup.

Originally Posted by homer13

Smart plan, but attempt to make sure that the other 2 backups know that they are just back ups, and nothing is written in stone for those certain girls who plan that spot for you. Most girls shouldn't have a problem being the second or third choice, as long as your professional about it. Us girls do exactly the same. I DO make sure to let a gent know they are pending if there's a fall through. Again, most are okay w that, but if someone who is a " pending" is not convenienced for a back up, they usually lmk they can't be, dont want to be or choose to just schedule an actual booking for another day. It's just nice to know before hand so that both parties can indeed have back ups to accommodate.

You know Homer, I want to be above all that...but it sure makes you consider it...hell, my time IS important too. Originally Posted by Toyz

You're right babe. Us ladies feel the same way. It shouldn't happen period, but in our world it does. I'm assuming that's his plan when, " Hell my time is worthy too" doesn't cut it. If a girl can't call or txt or email to cancel... It's still a sucky situation to fix, back ups or not.

If you want my Saturday evening, three-vodka opinion ladies who pull these stunts always have client lists devoid of the best clients. The truly great clients simply will not put up with this.

Strike them off the list, never look back. Never get so horny that you throw cash at someone who treats you unprofessionally. Originally Posted by JDNorthface

Love it.

Good luck booking with someone after that. I don't think the ladies are as forgiving as the gents about nsnc. Originally Posted by homer13

Exactly. Call it unfair or whatever you like, but money, time, travel, reliability is all lost. W gents, it's just blue balls, and sometimes time.

let me guess:

1. phone not working properly
2. mother just flew in from Bora Bora unannounced
3. car troubles
4. alarm clock did not go off
5. kids sick
6. SO is home

pick one Originally Posted by RALPHEY BOY

LMAO!!! Like Toyz said, thanks for playing!! You are definitely a winner after that one.

EEEEEEhhhhhhh....wrong answer Ralphy my boy, but thanks for playing! To show our appreciation, we've put together this little gift bag for you & wish you well in your future endeavors You get the home version game of "Provider NCNS", a porn DVD, a pair of rubber gloves, and a package of industrial strength tissues! Have a great night...

Actually, MY NCNS will be found in line eight of the song I wrote about this very issue...sing along, and see how many you have experienced!

"The Twelve Days of Eccie"

On the first day of eccie, my ATF gave to me "I've got staph & can't even pee...

On the second day of eccie, my ATF gave to me "Two Car is brokens & "I've got staph & can't even pee..."

On the third day of eccie, my ATF gave to me "Three got no condoms, Two car is brokens & I've got staph & can't even pee..."

On the fourth day of eccie, my ATF gave to me "Four my kids cryin', "Three got no condoms, Two car is brokens & I've got staph & can't even pee..."

On the fifth day of eccie, my ATF gave to me "FIVE NO CELL SIGNAL!!" , "Four my kids cryin', "Three got no condoms, Two car is brokens & I've got staph & can't even pee..."

On the sixth day of eccie, my ATF gave to me "Six Grandmas dyin", "FIVE NO CELL SIGNAL!!" , "Four my kids cryin', "Three got no condoms, Two car is brokens & I've got staph & can't even pee..."

On the seventh day of eccie, my ATF gave to me "Seven court summons", "Six Grandmas dyin", "FIVE NO CELL SIGNAL!!" , "Four my kids cryin', "Three got no condoms, Two car is brokens & I've got staph & can't even pee..."

On the eighth day of eccie, my ATF gave to me "Eight Ex is ragin's","Seven court summons", "Six Grandmas dyin", "FIVE NO CELL SIGNAL!!" , "Four my kids cryin', "Three got no condoms, Two car is brokens & I've got staph & can't even pee..."

On the ninth day of eccie, my ATF gave to me "Nine Incalls Flooded", "Eight Ex is ragin's","Seven court summons", "Six Grandmas dyin", "FIVE NO CELL SIGNAL!!" , "Four my kids cryin', "Three got no condoms, Two car is brokens & I've got staph & can't even pee..."

On the tenth day of eccie, my ATF gave to me "Ten Rent is past due", "Nine Incalls Flooded", "Eight Ex is ragin's","Seven court summons", "Six Grandmas dyin", "FIVE NO CELL SIGNAL!!" , "Four my kids cryin', "Three got no condoms, Two car is brokens & I've got staph & can't even pee..."

On the eleventh day of eccie, my ATF gave to me "Eleven Stuck in Dallas", "Ten Rent is past due", "Nine Incalls Flooded", "Eight Ex is ragin's","Seven court summons", "Six Grandmas dyin", "FIVE NO CELL SIGNAL!!" , "Four my kids cryin', "Three got no condoms, Two car is brokens & I've got staph & can't even pee..."

On the TWELFTH day of eccie, my ATF gave to me "Twelve Aunt Flo is visitin", "Eleven Stuck in Dallas", "Ten Rent is past due", "Nine Incalls Flooded", "Eight Ex is ragin's","Seven court summons", "Six Grandmas dyin", "FIVE NO CELL SIGNAL!!" , "Four my kids cryin', "Three got no condoms, Two car is brokens & I'VE GOT STAPH & CAN'T EVEN PEE..." Originally Posted by Toyz

Omfg. I just peed my pants!!! That was definitely my side splitting laugh of the evening. But hey!!! Shame on you!!! My granny really did die and I had to NCNS!!! How dare you!!

Juuuust kiiiiiddding.

Okay have to admit this i once (not knowing at the time ) stood a provider up. Was supposed to have the day off, had an appt at 3pm, got a call at 530 am asked to come into work, so i sent an email at 6am and for some reason email did not show up till after 4pm. Of course got called at work and yelled at called names, told her i sent the email 9hours to cancel before the appt. But she didnt get it for another hour after she called me at work on my cell so of course she didnt believe me.
She finally did get the email wrote back and we reconciled never actually did get to see her cause she was on the east coast.
So in this hobby guess things can happen to everyone and very few people get the benefit of the doubt, so i try to give it as much as I can.

Smart plan, but attempt to make sure that the other 2 backups know that they are just back ups, and nothing is written in stone for those certain girls who plan that spot for you. Most girls shouldn't have a problem being the second or third choice, as long as your professional about it. Us girls do exactly the same. I DO make sure to let a gent know they are pending if there's a fall through. Again, most are okay w that, but if someone who is a " pending" is not convenienced for a back up, they usually lmk they can't be, dont want to be or choose to just schedule an actual booking for another day. It's just nice to know before hand so that both parties can indeed have back ups to accommodate. Originally Posted by ExoticEzra

Mine was just a joke, he said he got ncns by two ladies so I joked book 3 next time. I never book more then one appointment with one lady for one day. I would never book with a second lady and tell her she is a backup. I would be insulted if that was done to me. I do think that if your seeing someone for the first time who has had a history of cancels or no shows that if you really need relief that day you have a second plan in mind in case. ( I would consider that a back up plan where no one can be left hanging or get offended)