Squirters

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I'm a squirter/gusher...not fake...and not pee
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Good one Starr.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Originally Posted by TexasStarr
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It's not surprising a squirter is going to tell you it's not fake and it's not pee. If they did their clients would be reduced to those wanting golden showers. However, the fluid expelled by a squirter has characteristics of urine. The female prostate gland is very small, yet a squirter can expel up to 2 cups of fluid. Anatomically, where is the closest place this amount of liquid can be produced and stored? Answer: The Bladder.

Here is an interesting article on "Female Ejaculation, The G-Spot and The Female Prostate Gland." http://www.the-clitoris.com/f_html/f...jaculation.htm

Then there's this....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

Research
Relation to urinary incontinence
Towards the later part of the twentieth century, there was significant confusion between female ejaculation and urinary incontinence. In 1982, Bohlen explained the accepted wisdom;[33]
The previously accepted notion that all fluid expelled during a woman's orgasm is urine is now being challenged...sexologists must take care not to assume now that any fluid produced at orgasm is "female ejaculate".
Scientific studies from the 1980s and later have demonstrated that the substance produced is distinct from urine, though it does show similarities such as alkalinity with urine.[7] A recent study of women who report ejaculation found no evidence of any urological problems, suggesting these two conditions (ejaculation and coital incontinence) are quite distinct physiologically, although perhaps not always distinguishable in a particular individual's mind.[citation needed] Davidson's study of 1,289 women found that the sensation of ejaculation was very similar to that of urination.[3] The best evidence indicates that most fluid expelled during female orgasm is urine. One study used urethral catheterization in order to separate urine from orgasmic expulsions from elsewhere in the body. Seven women claiming to have ejaculations expelled large volumes of urine through the catheter at orgasm, and little to no other fluid.[61] No catheterization study has shown large volumes of fluid expelled at orgasm from any source other than the bladder.
It may be important for physicians to establish whether there is in fact any incontinence in women who report ejaculation, to avoid unnecessary interventions.[32][62] It is also important for physicians to distinguish orgasmic ejaculation from vaginal discharges which may require further investigation and treatment. In individual cases, the exact source of any reported discharge may not be obvious without further investigation.

Nature of fluid
Critics have maintained that ejaculation is either stress incontinence or vaginal lubrication. Research in this area has concentrated almost exclusively on attempts to prove that the ejaculate is not urine,[43][63] measuring substances such as urea, creatinine, prostatic acid phosphatase (PAP), prostate specific antigen (PSA),[6] glucose and fructose [64] levels. Early work was contradictory; the initial study on one woman by Addiego and colleagues reported in 1981,[30] could not be confirmed in a subsequent study on 11 women in 1983, [65] but was confirmed in another 7 women in 1984.[66] In 1985 a different group studied 27 women, and found only urine,[46] suggesting that results depend critically on the methods used.
A 2007 study on two women involved ultrasound, endoscopy, and biochemical analysis of fluid. The ejaculate was compared to pre-orgasmic urine from the same woman, and also to published data on male ejaculate. In both women, higher levels of PSA, PAP, and glucose but lower levels of creatinine were found in the ejaculate than the urine. PSA levels were comparable to those in males.[5]

Source of fluid
One very practical objection relates to the reported volumes ejaculated since this fluid must be stored somewhere in the pelvis, of which the urinary bladder is the largest source. The actual volume of the para-urethral tissue is quite small. By comparison, male ejaculate varies from 0.2–6.6 mL (0.04–1.3 tsp) (95% confidence interval), with a maximum of 13 mL (2.6 tsp).[67] Therefore claims of larger amounts of ejaculate are likely to contain at least some amount of urine. The eleven specimens analyzed by Goldberg in 1983,[65] ranged from 3–15 mL (0.6–3.0 tsp).[66] One source states that Skene's glands are capable of excreting 30–50 mL (6–10 tsp) in 30–50 seconds,[54] but it is unclear how this was measured and has not been confirmed. One approach is to use a chemical like methylene blue so that any urinary component can be detected.[66] Belzer showed that in one woman he studied, the dye was found in her urine, but not her orgasmic expulsion.[29]
PAP and PSA have been identified in the para-urethral tissues, using biochemical and immunohistochemical methods, suggesting that the ejaculate likely arises from the ducts in these tissues, in a manner homologous to that in the male.[68][69][70][71][72] Another marker common to the prostate/para-urethral tissue in both sexes is Human Protein 1.[73]
PSA occurs in urine, and is elevated in post-orgasmic samples compared to pre-orgasmic. Simultaneous collection of ejaculate also showed PSA in both urine and ejaculate in all cases, but in higher concentration in the ejaculate than in the urine.[50]

Function
The physiological function of the purported liquid is unknown. A 2009 paper in Medical Hypotheses suggests that it may have an anti-microbial function, protecting from urinary tract infections.[74]
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3 pages of fucktard heaven.
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Absolutely brilliant...
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T M I...............
I'll say it again....this is why I love my husband.....brilliant.
even I have to admit, this is Thread of the Month 101 for those who didn't know.

fuck I don't like you

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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Originally Posted by TexasStarr
Any body having done in cold-water diving in a wet suit, knows the value of pissing on yourself.......after getting wet.
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[QUOTE=LexusLover;1333850] A squirter knows the value of pissing on yourself......[QUOTE]
I am pretty sure you meant to write this.
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[QUOTE=dearhunter;1334179][QUOTE=LexusLover;1333850] A squirter knows the value of pissing on yourself......
I am pretty sure you meant to write this.
He wrote it wrong. A squirter knows the value of pissing on you...$250 and up. Or, as Wakeup pointed out, "once I squirt my job is done."
  • Chloe
  • 06-02-2011, 12:33 AM
So are we stating that if someone cums a lot and gushes when they orgasm they are urinating?? I believe that is completely untrue. I have always been normally unusually wet all my life and I highly doubt it was because I was pissing myself 24/7. Maybe the ladies who squirt all the way across the room . . .or dump out a crazy load all at once.

If it comes out of your vagina how can it be urine? If it does not taste or smell like urine than how is it urine? Is it just the certain cases?

This is interesting
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This thread just gets more awesome with every day...

One more thing I've noticed about squirters. They seem to get embarrassed about their squirting when someone starts asking them questions about it. It's kind of strange. When they're by themselves they get brave, and are able to squirt all over the place, leaving wet spots all over, but as soon as someone begins to question their squirting, they seem to dry up, and can't even let out a dribble anymore. It's vaguely sad...

I can only hope that squirters learn their lessons here, which is, don't squirt unless you're prepared to live in your own wet spot for a while.