From The Desk of (Grumpy) Redwing

JONBALLS's Avatar
Isn't it supposed to be "pull outta YOU'RE ass"??

Shit. This is harder than climate science..

. Originally Posted by rooster
sorry yes anything ass related

is right in your wheelhouse


I'll yield to the expert on all things ass this time
rooster's Avatar
Finally, sum recognition fer ol'roo!

But as an expert of all things ass...havin yers alla the time is boring.

Yer turn to take a few hours today to come back with another...witty construct. Then maybe we ignore each other for awhile again...even Ricky and Lantern gotta be gettin bored with our lame shit.

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JONBALLS's Avatar
buddy , whatever makes you feel better


all's I know

you come here its not even where you live


there is no scenario where I travel to

what ever rock you live under to pay

attention to any of your posts

there is no "our" weird freak
rooster's Avatar

buddy , whatever makes you feel better


all's I know

you come here its not even where you live


there is no scenario where I travel to

what ever rock you live under to pay

attention to any of your posts

there is no "our" weird freak Originally Posted by JONBALLS
Correct. It's not "our" lame shit.

It's "YOU'RE" lame shit.

But dammit! If there ain't no "our"...then I suppose I can't ackshully be yer "buddy" either. And I've tried so hard. I wuz tryin ta keep the lawyers out of this too. But I suppose now we will have to let them figger out who gets custody of the Hummels...

Meanwhile...what zackly is yer obsession over where I live? And that this somehow makes my wisdom ineligible for posting in wunnerful Upset...

Thankfully, you know nuthin about me, really. So I don't have ta worry 'bout you findin my cat or any such nonsense.

But you assume things you don't really know. Cuz I just might....live in more than one place throughout the year...ijs...like a few on here.

And ya don't give no shit to folks like FB and Waco, who openly admit that they spend at least part of their residency in the grand and glorious state of Texass.

It's...weird...ex-buddy..

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rooster's Avatar

there is no scenario where I travel to

what ever rock you live under to pay

attention to any of your posts
Originally Posted by JONBALLS
I sure am glad you ain't following me to the Florida forums or anythin creepy like that...

(Ya really can NOT make this shit up!!)

stop zip


STOP!! NOW!!! Originally Posted by JONBALLS
THAT would be weird!

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elghund's Avatar



But you assume things you don't really know. Cuz I just might....live in more than one place throughout the year...ijs...like a few on here.

And ya don't give no shit to folks like FB and Waco, who openly admit that they spend at least part of their residency in the grand and glorious state of Texass.

It's...weird...ex-buddy..

. Originally Posted by rooster

Hey, it’s the Stupor Trump mantra……scream and cry about their fear of being “cancelled “……..

All while they cancel anyone and anything they can to meet the Project 2025 goals….

If you agreed with JB, he would be sitting outside your rock wanting to share your beers…….

elg…..
rooster's Avatar
Yeah...MAGAts don't like it when their own logic and techniques get used against 'em....and I fukkin luuuuuvvvv it when they get all butt-hurt about that..and I am the expert on all things ass...

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I find roo's most endearing quality to be his dedication to egging on democrat morons on by either agreeing with them or pretending to agree with them.
rooster's Avatar
Well...I damn sure can't copy your act. So I try to come up with one of my own. Not always successfully.

I am humbled to provide even a small amount of enjoyment for you.

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