Why are some men scared of a Wash Towel?

YOU HAVE ENOUGH ASSHOLE PICS...yall are greedy up in here. Greedy and grumpy. Saying.......oh and in your honor p I shall not bathe. And fuck your bf. Lmaof.

ANNIE!!!!!....lol play nice geez ain't it holiday season...

...I'm pretty sure we ALL can use a wash rag!

...oh and in your honor p I shall not bathe. And fuck your bf. Lmaof. Originally Posted by annie@christophers

So ladies..... When does the clock start for the appointment, when you arrive or when you get out of the shower? Steps 1-9 outlined above could take 10-15 min. Sounds great but if showering yourselve is $300/hr it may be more cost effective to arrive fresh.

your not indigenous to my area of bathing. J.s

So ladies..... When does the clock start for the appointment, when you arrive or when you get out of the shower? Steps 1-9 outlined above could take 10-15 min. Sounds great but if showering yourselve is $300/hr it may be more cost effective to arrive fresh. Originally Posted by Art Lover

Art. Research shows the shower Is always offered for FREE and the soap Is FREE too.
See my Body Wash thread In Sandbox
Click this link
http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1799672

http://eccie.net/showpost.php?p=1058493907&postcount=10
My FREE shower w/FREE soap offer is on me. Time starts after you've showered.
I can't believe a lady would want you to shower and include the shower as part of your time.
That's ridiculous and unfair


Since forever the shower has been FREE w/a session w/me anyways

So ladies..... When does the clock start Originally Posted by Art Lover

After you've showered and you put something In my mouth

it may be more cost effective to arrive fresh. Originally Posted by Art Lover

I used to be trusting and believed everyone would arrive fresh
but nope some men just don't arrive that way and they are Immediately ready to play.




There are a few who do and have arrived fresh as a whistle. Thank you to those guys!

Now that all really depends...am I getting in the shower with you? I love water activities so I'm always up to lend a hand or mouth... and my sessions usually almost always run over a minute or 20 so arrive fresh or not, the water won't be the only thing hot...lol!

So ladies..... When does the clock start for the appointment, when you arrive or when you get out of the shower? Steps 1-9 outlined above could take 10-15 min. Sounds great but if showering yourselve is $300/hr it may be more cost effective to arrive fresh. Originally Posted by Art Lover

Till they free al.

Hell repeat steps 1-8 if you have time lol. Lather. rinse and repeat.

....And scared of the Soap and Water?
Water and Soap are not dangerous!


The proper way to Shower:

1. Wet your entire body. Slowly turn around a couple times under the spray to let the water cover your entire body

2. Lather a small amount of shampoo Into your hair (I don't wash my Velcro hair every single shower. It's a black thing)

3. Thoroughly rinse all of the shampoo out of your hair

4. Apply conditioner to your hair

5. Rinse out conditioner

6. Wash your face

7. Wet the wash towel. Pour some body wash (soap) on the wash towel. Wash your body using the wash towel! Your crack and sack have to be
cleaned to my satisfaction. This Is the most Important area to be cleaned for me. Your Butt Crack and your Ball Sack and for those
of you w/a Smegma buildup (you know who you are), please pull that skin back and wash your tool thoroughly!!!!
No worries If you miss a spot on your body, I'll be standing right In the restroom w/you supervising. If you miss
a spot I will let you know.

8. Rinse off all the soap

9. Oh and once out the shower please completely DRY yourself off down there, don't need no stale water accumulating and attracting mosquitoes

All steps 1-9 should take place In a already clean restroom/shower/tub. Thanks!






You're welcome to add more shower tips for others who are In need of more tips.

#NoMoreWireHangers Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

So ladies..... When does the clock start for the appointment, when you arrive or when you get out of the shower? Steps 1-9 outlined above could take 10-15 min. Sounds great but if showering yourselve is $300/hr it may be more cost effective to arrive fresh. Originally Posted by Art Lover

It can all be done properly in 10 mins or much much less actually. I generally give about 15 grace period to my dates. Most don't come smelling funky but many esp if they've been driving 30mins or more one-way need the quick touch up.

Annie---can I give you a bubblebath?? I have a new reindeer rubber ducky!
{Yes when I give my gents a bubblebath,I have a rubber ducky floating in the water...lol}

I use my bubblebaths as a form of foreplay before foreplay!

Hilarious... But yall ain't getting me outa puddle. Dammit. I shall bathe as I see. Fit..xxoo annie

Dee, I'll bring the Mr. Bubble! You, Annie, and I can all get in a Jacuzzi with rubber duckies and Mr. Bubble!
If there is a well behaved (and well financed) gentleman who wants to join us, he and his bank account are welcome!
I know a place in New Orleans that can accommodate all of us.