Why I am moving to Israel

Israeli women at the beach:





WTF's Avatar
  • WTF
  • 08-02-2013, 08:30 AM
Where is JL going to get his cheap Asian spa pussy from?
Jewish Lawyer's Avatar
so JL .. a few burning bush questions ..



1) What's Israel going to do without a total of ..

$118 billion (current, or non-inflation-adjusted, dollars) of US aid when the US collapses?

let me state that more clearly ..

$118 billion .. clear enough?

"Israel is the largest cumulative recipient of U.S. foreign assistance since World War II."

http://www.fas.org/sgp/crs/mideast/RL33222.pdf

You heebs been livin' pretty high off the hog on that kinda coin sport.

2) do you chosen ones welcome Gentiles?

3) Do they have any kick ass AMP's in Tel Aviv?

Signed, anonymous Gentile

Shalom! Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid
Shalom Waco Kid.
I don't see any reason to believe we will be booted off the teat. We are the best ally the US has in the Middle East, plus of course we have nukes. Plus, we spend and raise huge amounts of money here in the states to elect people sympathetic to our plight. Our aid won't be cut until the liberals completely destroy the US. No one knows when their destruction will be complete, and what will exist after that. I predict something like Brazil. Hordes of slums ruled over by the 1%.
Gentiles make up a significant portion of our tourism customers. You are welcome to come and go as long as you spend money and support yourself. Immigration to Israel is another matter. We aren't stupid enough to let people into the country who will overtake us and our culture. You must be Jewish.
Prostitution in Israel is thriving.
Jewish Lawyer's Avatar
Israeli women at the beach:





Originally Posted by zerodahero
Especially the one in the yellow top! We bring a certain civilization to the Middle East, don't we?
Jewish Lawyer's Avatar
Actually most Israelis I know are extremely non-religious. That includes my family from there.

Wrong again BSwine.

Zei gesund, JL. Just in time for the holidays. Hope you can get tickets! Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
Tell me their names, I will say hello to them for you.
No tattoos on the ladies, maybe moving there is not a bad idea.
WTF's Avatar
  • WTF
  • 08-02-2013, 09:52 AM
Especially the one in the yellow top! We bring a certain civilization to the Middle East, don't we? Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer
I thought you liked immigrant Asian pussy?
I B Hankering's Avatar
No tattoos on the ladies, maybe moving there is not a bad idea. Originally Posted by Stanfeld
I thought you liked immigrant Asian pussy? Originally Posted by WTF
It's a terrible song, but the "Asian girl" with "tattoos" is very attractive. Recommend you watch the video with the audio turned-off.

Jewish Lawyer's Avatar
I thought you liked immigrant Asian pussy? Originally Posted by WTF
You know I do my brotha - once I had three girls at once at Hawaii Spa.
First, I checked their documents to make sure they were legally in the country. Do you do the same with your subs?
Procreation, however, needs to be kosher.
JD Barleycorn's Avatar
having visited Haifa, Tel Aviv, and Jerusalem I can tell you that pussy is not hard to come by. Just be careful that you can keep up. Some of those women are scary aggressive.



As for the video; at least they never called her oriental. I understand that that term is now racist. Why would guys jump into a tub with a nake chick with underwear on? By the way, her name is Levy Tran so she is Jewish-Vietnamese?

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  • CJ7
  • 08-02-2013, 11:15 AM
No tattoos on the ladies, maybe moving there is not a bad idea. Originally Posted by Stanfeld


Yssup Rider's Avatar
Tell me their names, I will say hello to them for you. Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer
Fat chance of that. They're real Jews, sabras!...not RWW poseurs!
I B Hankering's Avatar
As for the video; at least they never called her oriental. I understand that that term is now racist. Why would guys jump into a tub with a nake chick with underwear on? By the way, her name is Levy Tran so she is Jewish-Vietnamese? Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn
You are correct. The latest PC vibe is that "Oriental" is now a racist term; whereas, "Asian" remains acceptable.
Jewish Lawyer's Avatar
Fat chance of that. They're real Jews, sabras!...not RWW poseurs! Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
Considering I have an Israeli passport, and you probably don't, who is the real deal here, comrade?
Jewish Lawyer's Avatar
having visited Haifa, Tel Aviv, and Jerusalem I can tell you that pussy is not hard to come by. Just be careful that you can keep up. Some of those women are scary aggressive.



As for the video; at least they never called her oriental. I understand that that term is now racist. Why would guys jump into a tub with a nake chick with underwear on? By the way, her name is Levy Tran so she is Jewish-Vietnamese?

Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn
One can only hope she is!! I'm moving to Tel Aviv. My condo has a beach view, albeit aided by binoculars!