THE PERFECT CLIENT?

No, sorry Rrabbit, I'm not a gamer. But, I did stay at a holiday inn express last night. Does that count? Originally Posted by MsElena

So how many uber clients do you have?

Right ON! I never figured out why men try to figure the ladies out.


And yes, while she is giving a bj she is thinking about the bill she will pay with the money.

The best client ever, the younger hottie with a nice package, body, and MONEY. One that shuts the fuck up, fucks you, and then promptly leaves on time, and doesnt try to get personal. Trying to please me got very old. Good thing I was a GREAT actress!

If you want more, go to Match.com or something. I never got the whole gfe BS. If you wanna girlfriend then why call a hooker?

The BEST clients LEAVE--quietly!

I don't know why so many guys apparently worry about the ladies feelings/reactions.

She's a pro. As so many women tactfully point out, all they're really interested in are:

1. Pay promptly and don't haggle money.

2. Be Polite.

3. Be Squeaky clean.

Why in the world would she care about anything else? Guys, this isn't a blind date. It's a paid date. She doesn't give a hoot about your looks, weiner size, hair (or lack thereof) or especially your sexual skills.

Men: Go into a session and do what YOU want to do and not worry so much about impressing the lady. Indulge in your own fantasy and stop worrying about fulfilling the ladies fantasy. Believe me, she's seen it all and done it all and ain't nothing going to be new for her. Hell, 99% of the time, she's figuring her monthly budget while the guys doing his thing.

It's a business deal except that you both get naked for it. If you fulfill all 3 requirements listed above, she won't hesitate to see you again. Originally Posted by janwalshs

I don't know why so many guys apparently worry about the ladies feelings/reactions.

She's a pro. As so many women tactfully point out, all they're really interested in are:

1. Pay promptly and don't haggle money.

2. Be Polite.

3. Be Squeaky clean.

Why in the world would she care about anything else? Guys, this isn't a blind date. It's a paid date. She doesn't give a hoot about your looks, weiner size, hair (or lack thereof) or especially your sexual skills.

Men: Go into a session and do what YOU want to do and not worry so much about impressing the lady. Indulge in your own fantasy and stop worrying about fulfilling the ladies fantasy. Believe me, she's seen it all and done it all and ain't nothing going to be new for her. Hell, 99% of the time, she's figuring her monthly budget while the guys doing his thing.

It's a business deal except that you both get naked for it. If you fulfill all 3 requirements listed above, she won't hesitate to see you again. Originally Posted by janwalshs

I don't think it's quite that mechanical.

i guess what some people are saying is when u pay for a product who gives a crap what they think of you and you can treat them like crap because you paid for it.
get what you paid for and leave..lol
try that shit at a restaurant and see what you get.
its sort of the old adage..treat people the way you want to be treated and you will be respected and earn their friendship.
and No Naomi i was not referring to you as being shallow for not seeing obese men..its your right to have a preference.
I was referring to women in the hobby not being so shallow is all they think about is the money and getting done with the client.
It also goes back to the old saying if you like your work it shows.

So how many uber clients do you have? Originally Posted by rrabbit6926

Not enough darlin'.

Are you applying for the position?

No wildwooly1...it's not like "who gives a crap" at all.

I think it's more about being real about what the hobby is all about.

IF everything is, as it should be...relax, have fun, treat the girl with the respect that
she deserves...but beyond that don't over think it!

Now if it is someone that you see regularly...totally different in terms of fun factor and interaction with the girl.

But again, STILL don't over think it...it's a fun business deal...but it is business.

Not enough darlin'.

Are you applying for the position? Originally Posted by MsElena

We'll see but I'm still scared of that whip .

We'll see but I'm still scared of that whip . Originally Posted by rrabbit6926

Don't be, I won't use it on you during our first visit.

Hmmm can I use it on you?? I like me a little slave girl fantasy .

Rabbitt. . . You haven't tried that fantasy yet!! Surprised you didn't try it last week because she's probably got one if needed!!

No but she did fullfill another fantasy of mine and I have lots more that need filling .

Wild, you should check out some of my threads. I've explored some issues I've had with problem clients.

My perfect client:

not a tire kicker, knows date and time immediately
not clingy in any way
not rude in his demeanor
pays upfront with no problems
doesn't overstay his time frame
doesn't want to be pen pals with me after the date
clean and fresh

I had some weirdo email me his photo and ask me if I was attracted to him. Because if I wasn't then he wasn't interested in meeting. I told him his looks didn't mean anything to me, which was a mistake. I should have lied and said YES your hott!! Sometimes you have to tell people what they want to hear to get them to pull the trigger and meet you. You shouldn't have to, but money is money. Whats a lil white lie gunna do?

Rabbitt. . . Hope you get all your fantasies fullfilled before you decide to quit the hobby!!

Perfect client....geez, I plead the 5th!

Perfect client....geez, I plead the 5th! Originally Posted by London Rayne

Wow!! That's a new addition to the repetoire!!